When martians attack

-Dex/Jeff- says:
small erect martians are here to take over the world they tell me in their small voices that "we are ere to ake ova ze world with our small legs so we can breed pineapples to feed our race" what should i do?... duh duh duh!!!!
Cupcake man says:
EMBRACE THE SMALL ERECT MARTIANS help them mine the pineapples and then once they have enslaved the human race, stop their supply to them, unless they make u their ruler, then u hav an entire fleet at ur command and u can RULE THE UNIVERSE!!!!
-Dex/Jeff- says:
but they are martians they ish not stupid
Cupcake man says:
but ur smarter than the martians

create an anti-martian barrier across the globe then they cant enter
-Dex/Jeff- says:
ooooh what like a zapper feild
Cupcake man says:
yes, carefully tuned in to the frequency made by martians and all of their technology, but being able 2 let us pass through freely
-Dex/Jeff- says:
mhahahahahahahahahah we shall rule ze universe and eat their pineapples
Cupcake man says:
and then u can hav me as ur second in command D: then we can both use our abilities 2 rule EVERYTHING
-Dex/Jeff- says:
mhahahahahahahaha or just sit down and have a drink, relaxing in the sun?
Cupcake man says:
yes yes we can do that after the conquering the world



-Dex/Jeff- says:
small erect martians are here to take over the world they tell me in their small voices that "we are ere to ake ova ze world with our small legs so we can breed pineapples to feed our race" what should i do?... duh duh duh!!!!
kitty says:
(: you sausage.
give them some of your fridges parts.
-Dex/Jeff- says:
ZOMGOSH BUT THEN BUT THEN THEY WILL GO BOOM! tehe *cheeky grin*

-Dex/Jeff- says:
small erect martians are here to take over the world they tell me in their small voices that "we are ere to ake ova ze world with our small legs so we can breed pineapples to feed our race" what should i do?... duh duh duh!!!!
buttery hands says:
LOL ur imagination never fails to amuse me

and u should feed them cake...tis much better :P
-Dex/Jeff- says:
but what if little martians are allergic to cake?
buttery hands says:
tough

pie then
-Dex/Jeff- says:
what kinda pie?
buttery hands says:
apple and mango
with orange sauce
-Dex/Jeff- says:
wowzer

-Dex/Jeff- says:
small erect martians are here to take over the world they tell me in their small voices that "we are ere to ake ova ze world with our small legs so we can breed pineapples to feed our race" what should i do?... duh duh duh!!!!
Fritzy says:
walk up to them, put a yellow ferret with a leaf in their face and shout "YOU GOT IT WRONG MORON HERE WE HAVE PINERETS" then turn around and walk off in a huff leaving them confused so much that they leave and take the ferret with them...

it'll only be a few billion years until they realise, by then the sun will have eaten up this planet anyway so we're safe :)

-Dex/Jeff- says:
wooo we go boom with the martians kaaaaboooom!
Fritzy says:
brum brum broom!