Love hate thing

Router I love my router it gives me wireless connection where ever I like but ooh it's a psychopath my laptop will tell me everything is fine but I'm still not giving you an internet connection because I don't feel like working now so I restart everything, woo! You would think that would work BUT NO! Hit repair that doesn't work leave it still doesn't work, give up.

"oh you don't need the internet any more I will work for you"

Then love is restored.

IM OK

Infact I'm brilliant, I am at beckys shes currently at vets, where she works, so I have raided her laptop and just messing about listening to Colin murray on Radio one.

I bought a few films yesterday, deathproof and black sheep not watched black sheep yet but deathproof was the worst film we have ever seen, It had no real purpose or storyline, some women get thier arses killed by stuntman mike crashing into them, then he comes across some other women that he chases in a borrowed car when they are bonnent surfing then they chase and they kill stuntman mike, as soon as I get home I'm giving the DVD a better purpose by turning it into a nice ornamnet I think it will look brilliant in my bin, snapped.

Black sheep looks interesting but I'm abit sceptical of how a sheep is scary, last night was funny we chased eachother round the house with squirty cream after we decided it would be more fun to cover eachother with it than the jelly. She also has a pixar light which is amazing the kind of room I'm in at the moment is the type of room I want, its perfect, large space with next to nothing in it except a desk bookshelf and sofa sure mine would have speakers in it but this is brilliant I could write my books for ages in here rather than the loft.

I want this life for my future just with slightly rearranged room purposes and a large garage to work on vechiles with, this is where I will be after university and I'm going to work my bloody arse off to get it, this room really is perfect it even has a directors chair.

Need

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Burning Vinyl

I’m randomly playing songs from my vinyl collection, varies from nu-rave, trance, house, dnb and everthing in the middle including indie and wow its varied I really want to do this for a living but I need to work out how the song at the moment sounds like someone recorded them selves farting and slowed it down though….

Noise of doom

There was just a noise from upstairs I think I should be concerned but strangely im not at all.

My day has been fairly content-less with regards to this blog but never fear I will have some as tomorrow I am at work. Well…

I do have content but it’s not fair at all to post any of that here, I basically sorted a lot with an old friend I kind of fell out with and I feel great about it. I have missed them a lot and finally I’m getting somewhere not too far but a good start to regaining a brilliant friendship, I also realised how much I have grown up just in the last few days, My future is so important now and I could have done so much better in my results sure they got me into uni, on the course I would have done anyway but I could have got A’s If I could have been arsed, sure I would still have done a foundation degree but it would give me something to fall back on and I was stupid not to try harder, anyone that is in the first year of sixth form or college and hasn’t done as well as expected, don’t sit there and become complacent, work, try harder and get the grades you can get, sure I got into uni and im overjoyed about it but I’m still kicking myself in the arse because I could have done so much better if only I tried so if you read this blog and believe in one thing I say let it be this try your hardest at everything, otherwise you get a huge feeling of self pity and negative energy. I may feel like it now but I’m turning the negative energy into an amazing feeling called hard work, commitment and results, do the same or you will kick yourself.

I miss my boys like mad fish boy got back today and I have spoke to him but it’s not the same without both of them.

I miss them.

I miss Becky too.

I miss a lot of things in fact and I want them all But I can’t have them anyhow bed soon up in like 9 hours for work.

*End of transmission*

Offended?

I can offend anyone, insult anything about them, crush their souls and take the complete piss out of anyone and all they will do is sit and laugh, of course normally I don't mean it offensively so it's good but I have no idea how I do it, I just say what I think would make people laugh.

BUT

I can also give advice and its normally useful if you need a chat mail me, I'm not going to say anything and no-one else has access to my mail and I won't read mail infront of anyone else unless its from a company.

Sharing condoms

Only me, Ben and two other people will understand that reference but Ben you know I said beginning of September to have everything up and running for the magazine?
Well...
I lied.
I have decided to do it as soon as possible.
BUT!
I have no details yet so don't know how I'm going to do it yet.

Today has been quite frankly very boring, I went to town and only got dog treats how exciting, I did accept my loan however so it means I can get the mini sorted as soon as possible which is obviously brilliant. I still am yet to find my way to create songs instantly along with all the other things I want to be able to but I’m working on some remixes, I want to release them but I don’t know how copyright works with regards to remixing etc so will check that before I post them somewhere.

EH EH EH EH!

I LOVVVVVVVE MUSIC!*

I want to be able to write music properly I have the tunes and everything in my mind but transferring to the tunes into a PC or guitar never seems to work properly its really annoying, its like saying I have the best song in the world but in order to listen to it you have to be telepathic or inside my head, which lets face it is unlikely so tough luck go listen to some pop cheese or enjoy yourself a little more and just drill your eardrums out.

Im sat here listening to some music taking to an insane 23people on MSN, Can you tell I'm bored? Basically things should be made easier for people like me I want to do so many creative things and have the mind to but not the correct tools of the trade. So yeah screw you microsoft I'm sueing cos your pcs dont let me do anything I want, even though that slogan is no longer in use.

ALSO!
just before I go flobots-handlebars is an amazing song listen to it! Or if you have drilled out your ear drums google it and pretend to listen.

*My love of music is slightly more than should be legal but I'm not talking about having a sexual relationship with CDS but you get the point I think....

I owe fia a veyron

.... if I win the jackpot on the Euro millions on Saturday.

hehe

Today has been brilliant, I got accepted into Brighton university and work was OK. Talked with Jon abut drinking and addictions was interesting but we where basically filling time because otherwise we would have been bored shitless.

Today in Horsham what did I do, other than burn my hands?

Well...
Not much I decided it would be a good idea to make an Olympic torch, however it turns out setting alight a metro and running around with it is:
A)Stupid
B)A great way to attract attention
C)A way to generate heat
D)A great way to find out that flames can hurt a lot
E)A way to melt said converses when you stamp on it.

Other than that just nearly kill myself with my diablo a few times

I LOVE TO RAVE

That's my new song title that I'm going to start work on. NOW!

Today was boring so not much to say really.

SMIIIIILE!

I have had a bad day but because of one word I'm happy and that word is plonk completely irrelevant except to me and Becky. She makes me happier just by reminding me she loves me.

My day has been crap if I'm honest, got stuck at home cleaning and looking after the siblings all day when I had intended to meet with Becky today and relax with her. Yesterday I played guitar hero and the difficulty curve after the easy mode is like running head first into a concrete wall, but I'm sure I will work it out. So yeah one of the most boring days of the summer so far, its OK though, the house is clean the siblings haven't murdered each other yet, so I'm free to do what I want, expect I'm not.

Tomorrow I have to go to work and in the morning I'm going to work on a song I started writing last night named vibrating cows, (yeah its about you), then Thursday is big results day with a meet up in Horsham afterwards and work from five, but at least this means the next few days will go quickly, Friday, I'm not sure what to do with Friday, I might work on the script and get the NatWest account sorted out, that might be an idea. Then Saturday I'm at work for the day basically and after work on Saturday I will do my general procrastination style of work. Then From Sunday to Tuesday lunchtime/afternoon I'm busy so its all good. The shit day is followed with a few busy days and of course I have great friends, nemo rang me today bless him, I needed that, so thanks dude.

Becky loves me. ^_^

I just need to know that today of all days and it makes me warm inside. But you know what's better? I Love her back.

BIG ANIMALS!

Can someone answer me why Big animals live in hotter countries?

I will pay for someone to give me the answer, well maybe not I won't pay you but you will have the knowledge of solving my complex. I came across an article that makes sense but its against the trend of larger animals, basically the article states that the sheep get smaller as they can survive in the winter cos its warmer. BUT THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY THEY GET BIGGER!

FRITZ MASTERBATES!

READ ALL THE WAY THROUGH!

Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
xD chickenrun?
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
oooooh lmfao
Dex/Jeff says:
mayyyybe...
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
probably xD?
Dex/Jeff says:
mayybeee.....
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
most likely?
Dex/Jeff says:
it could be true
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
xD it is true
Dex/Jeff says:
lol i love claymation
Dex/Jeff says:
espec wallace n grommit
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
xD
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
ya
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
love wallace and gromit
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
YOU FORGOT THE CRACKERSSS
Dex/Jeff says:
hehe
Dex/Jeff says:
CHHHESE GROMMIT!
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
RUN CHICKEN RUNNNNN!
Dex/Jeff says:
OMG A GNOME!
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
xxD
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
XDDDDDDDDD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
lol
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
stolenz
Dex/Jeff says:
HE HAS A GUN RUN DUMMMMBASS!
Dex/Jeff says:
ooooh the naughty bin
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
*rofl*
Dex/Jeff says:
oooh the farmer is scary NNOOO CHICKEN ESCAPES FROM TWWEDYS FRAM!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
fram
Dex/Jeff says:
its guntameo bay for chickens!
Dex/Jeff says:
omg moving troffs
*
* The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
omg moving troffs
*
Dex/Jeff says:
back in the naughty bin
Dex/Jeff says:
now they are tunneling
Dex/Jeff says:
with a mixer!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
this is making me laugh so much lol
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
cause i'm not watching it
Dex/Jeff says:
seem random?
Dex/Jeff says:
sorry i got food commentry will continue
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
yay
Dex/Jeff says:
dogs are stupid
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
*rofl*
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
what about yours?
Dex/Jeff says:
aha chickens on sticks
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
or do you mean yours
Dex/Jeff says:
naughty bin again!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
or am i just confusing myself
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
i'm gonna shut up xD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
that's 3 times! omg xD
Dex/Jeff says:
hes naughty
Dex/Jeff says:
aha the chickens think she was on holiday in the bin!
Dex/Jeff says:
omg its a general
Dex/Jeff says:
OOOOH I LIKE THOSE BOOTS!
Dex/Jeff says:
ahah a chicken wearing glasses!
Dex/Jeff says:
and hes scottish!
Dex/Jeff says:
OH NO! THEY GUNNA KILL THE CHICKEN WITH NO EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!
Dex/Jeff says:
NUUUUUUUUU! THE HORROR!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Dex/Jeff says:
NUUUU DONT CHOP OFFF HER HEAD!!!!!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
:-O
Dex/Jeff says:
its not her fault shes infertile!
Dex/Jeff says:
NUUUU!
Dex/Jeff says:
*sobs*
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
;-;
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
pooor girl
Dex/Jeff says:
ITS THE CHICKEN MOB!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
wonder if there are chicken chavs...
Dex/Jeff says:
hut 17 but i didnt say anything
Dex/Jeff says:
RATS!
Dex/Jeff says:
they are merchant sellers
Dex/Jeff says:
the rats want eggs!!!!
Dex/Jeff says:
fattys
Dex/Jeff says:
the farmer guy thinks chickens scheme
Dex/Jeff says:
NUU NOT THE EVIL MACHINE!
Dex/Jeff says:
all in ma head
Dex/Jeff says:
all in ma head
Dex/Jeff says:
CHICKENS ARNT STUPID LOOK AT THEM THEY ARE HAVING A MEETING!!!!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD sorry got distracted by a text
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD LOL
Dex/Jeff says:
ooohh who from?
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
nemo
Dex/Jeff says:
;P
Dex/Jeff says:
eh eh
Dex/Jeff says:
*nudge*
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
lol
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
what?
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
do you know where superman is btw lmfao?
Dex/Jeff says:
OMFG THEY MADE A CHICKEN FIRER!!!!
Dex/Jeff says:
yeh
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
*ROFL*
Dex/Jeff says:
i do
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
ooh reallies?
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
where?
Dex/Jeff says:
yeh
Dex/Jeff says:
who wants to know
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
nemo wants to hire him
Dex/Jeff says:
he told me not to tell anyone
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
so he can take me to him
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
cause nemo is all on his lonesome ):
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
aha tell him he needs a chicken firer
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
LOL
Dex/Jeff says:
superman is useless
Dex/Jeff says:
THINK YOU DUMBASS CHICKENS!
Dex/Jeff says:
how to chickens have sex?
Dex/Jeff says:
they seem to like grass
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
lol i know how they have sex
Dex/Jeff says:
NO FENCES DIDNT YOU GET THAT!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
we actually got taught
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
in gcse
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
lmfao
Dex/Jeff says:
really
Dex/Jeff says:
hows?
Dex/Jeff says:
A MILLION TO ONE ODDS BETTER OFF PUTTING ON THE LOTTERY!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
if i remember right [didn't like bio much] they stick their butts together and then sperm or whatnot is squirted over to the female. i have noooooo clue. i only know for sure butts join xD lmfao
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
ask becky, she does biology XD
Dex/Jeff says:
lol ask my gf is she knows how chickens have sex?
Dex/Jeff says:
what a turn on
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
yes
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
please yes
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
ok i will
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
lol
Dex/Jeff says:
ROOOOOSTER!
Dex/Jeff says:
tsch american!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
cockrel~
Dex/Jeff says:
CHICKENS CANT FLY DUMBASS! SO HOW ARE YOU GOING TO FLY OUT"
Dex/Jeff says:
chickens are fucktards
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
in english?
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
maybe he thinks he can levitate out with a hairy buddah
Dex/Jeff says:
woah those ladies are desperate for man
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
o:
Dex/Jeff says:
OMG HE HE HAS BALLS ON HIS FACE!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
LOL
Dex/Jeff says:
NUUU DONT SING!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
nemo says hi sexy dexy
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
and you have to make a chicken firing thing for us
Dex/Jeff says:
hes a traveller
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
as you probs have many chicken contacts
Dex/Jeff says:
i do i do
Dex/Jeff says:
i shall ask for one
Dex/Jeff says:
but first ask becky how chickens have sex
Dex/Jeff says:
what a penis, I wont teach you to fly cos im a gay
Dex/Jeff says:
i dont like women
Dex/Jeff says:
duh!
Dex/Jeff says:
they kill you! so what?
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Dex/Jeff says:
whats a chickens life?
Dex/Jeff says:
tell nemo
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
what do you mean?
Dex/Jeff says:
he needs to say cluck chuck chooo to the chickens
Dex/Jeff says:
and they shall make him one
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
okay
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
NUU NOT THE TORCH!
Dex/Jeff says:
teach them to fly dumbass!
Dex/Jeff says:
OR DIE BY WRATH OF TORCH!
Dex/Jeff says:
yeah biatch the name is ginger!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
imagine chicken run meets starwars
Dex/Jeff says:
BALL MAN HAS TO SHARE HIS BED WITH SEX GOD!
Dex/Jeff says:
OOOH HIS WING IS ON HIS SIDE OF THE BUNK ;P
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
LOOOOOL
Dex/Jeff says:
flying takes one thing being able to fly DUH!
Dex/Jeff says:
excersises to learn to fly its like an eric pyrdz video...
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD nemo will go cluck chuck chooo next time he sees a chicken
Dex/Jeff says:
woooo!
Dex/Jeff says:
dizzzy chickens!
Dex/Jeff says:
ITS RAINING HEN!
Dex/Jeff says:
RUNNN!
Dex/Jeff says:
thats it throw them off a hutch and hope they fly....
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Dex/Jeff says:
THE GROUND IS SHAKING MT VESSUVIS IS GOING TO BLOWWW!
Dex/Jeff says:
OMG ITS THE NOT SO FLAT PACK FOR THE EVIL MACHINE!
Dex/Jeff says:
my dads pc just crashed and he said how do i turn it off, so i said take out battery so it turns off n then he took it out but left the power in n wondered why it didnt turn off!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD lmfao
Dex/Jeff says:
AHAHA I JUST WORKED OUT SHES GINGER!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Dex/Jeff says:
GINGER PUUUUBES!
Dex/Jeff says:
THRUST!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
:-O
Dex/Jeff says:
THRUST!
Dex/Jeff says:
THRUST!
Dex/Jeff says:
ducks n geese have THRUST!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
do you mean thrush? XD how the hell can you have thrust?
Dex/Jeff says:
THRUST!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
*confuddled*
Dex/Jeff says:
no thurst to fly
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
ooooooooh
Dex/Jeff says:
shes got pmt
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
lmfao
Dex/Jeff says:
like a fish!
Dex/Jeff says:
rats are like fish!
Dex/Jeff says:
EGGGS!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
OMG
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF SOMETHING
Dex/Jeff says:
he is giving the chicken THRUST!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
http://www.iloveegg.co.kr/egg-song(English)2.swf
Dex/Jeff says:
OMG THATS AMAZE!
Dex/Jeff says:
MASS PANIC!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
NUU ITS THE WEEKLY EGG KILL!
Dex/Jeff says:
someone hasnt laid eggs :(
Dex/Jeff says:
THEY ARE GUNNA DIE!
Dex/Jeff says:
WOW THEY ARNT KILLING HER
Dex/Jeff says:
JUST MEASURE HER BELLY!
Dex/Jeff says:
THEY ARE MAKING THEM FAAAAT!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
O:
Dex/Jeff says:
STOP EATING!!!!!!
Dex/Jeff says:
YAAAAAAY!
Dex/Jeff says:
HAHAHA YOUR ALL DEAD!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Dex/Jeff says:
OMG ANOTHER GNOME!
Dex/Jeff says:
they should marry
Dex/Jeff says:
they argue but love eachother
Dex/Jeff says:
are you enjoying my commentry?
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
ya
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
woop!
Dex/Jeff says:
muffin is getting one too
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
lol
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
hes doesnt seem to be paying attention
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
:/
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
psh
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
he's missing out
Dex/Jeff says:
obviously
Dex/Jeff says:
ROOSTERS CANT LAY EGGS LET ALONE DOUBLE YOKES!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
the gnomes will get him and fatten him loads
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD haha
Dex/Jeff says:
they dance
Dex/Jeff says:
woo
Dex/Jeff says:
THE FAT ONE DANCES!
Dex/Jeff says:
FLIP FLOP FLY I DONT CARE IF I DIE!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
oooh pain
Dex/Jeff says:
NO YOU DIDNT YOU WHERE THROWN ACROSS THE ROOM!
Dex/Jeff says:
she said she could fly
Dex/Jeff says:
when she didnt
Dex/Jeff says:
KISS FFS!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
LOL
Dex/Jeff says:
STOOPID CHICKENS!
Dex/Jeff says:
oooh big machine is running
Dex/Jeff says:
PIE MACHINE!
Dex/Jeff says:
CHICKENS GO IN AND PIES COME OUT
Dex/Jeff says:
APPLE PIES!
Dex/Jeff says:
aha
Dex/Jeff says:
NUU THEY ARE KILLING GINGER!
Dex/Jeff says:
MAKE HER INTO A PIE
Dex/Jeff says:
PANIC FOOLS!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
BALL MAN HAS BALLS ON HIS FACE!
Dex/Jeff says:
ITS A TOUTURE DEVICE!
Dex/Jeff says:
shes strapped in upside down
Dex/Jeff says:
OH DEAR! BIG HOLE!
Dex/Jeff says:
MIXED VEGETABLES!
Dex/Jeff says:
OH CRAP BLENDERS
Dex/Jeff says:
DOH!
Dex/Jeff says:
FLAT DOH + CHICKEN!
Dex/Jeff says:
PIIIIIIE!
Dex/Jeff says:
GRAVY!
Dex/Jeff says:
OMG LISTEN TO THE NOISE!
Dex/Jeff says:
carrots fill holes
Dex/Jeff says:
YOUR IN THE OVEN!
Dex/Jeff says:
YOUR GUNNA BURRRRRRN!
Dex/Jeff says:
RUN FUCKTARD!
Dex/Jeff says:
GRAVY FACE!
Dex/Jeff says:
WHO WOULD LEAVE A SPANNER IN A MACHINE!
Dex/Jeff says:
COMON!!!!
Dex/Jeff says:
GRAVY LEAKAGE!
Dex/Jeff says:
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Dex/Jeff says:
YOUVE JUST BEEN STICKERED!
Dex/Jeff says:
I DONT WANT TO BE A PIE I DONT LIKE GRAVY!
Dex/Jeff says:
JUST GET TOGETHER!
Dex/Jeff says:
ARGH!
Dex/Jeff says:
MAKE BABIES!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
THEY SAY GRASS PROPERLY!
Dex/Jeff says:
oooh they touched hands
Dex/Jeff says:
he left what a penis
Dex/Jeff says:
he fires out of cannon, wow that came as a suprise....
Dex/Jeff says:
IT RAINS!
Dex/Jeff says:
SPPPOOOOOON!
Dex/Jeff says:
they should have used a spork
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
sporkles
Dex/Jeff says:
A CANNON GIVES YOU THRUST!
Dex/Jeff says:
do you n nemo get thrust good?
Dex/Jeff says:
THRUST!
Dex/Jeff says:
FIGHT!
Dex/Jeff says:
FIGHT!
Dex/Jeff says:
WOOO FIGHT!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD i love how confusing the grammar is lmfao
Dex/Jeff says:
is it?
Dex/Jeff says:
makes sence to me
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
i'm sleep deprived xD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
my eyes are like this
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
@_@
Dex/Jeff says:
GO THRUST!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
LOL
KAY
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
BRB THENZ.
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
[keep talking]
Dex/Jeff says:
lolage
Dex/Jeff says:
enjoy ;P
Dex/Jeff says:
il text nemo n say u are
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
LOL
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
he's asleep
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
or should be
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
he said he was
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
psh
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
let him slep
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
if he is
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
anyway
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
brb
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
lol
Dex/Jeff says:
i have still text him
Dex/Jeff says:
trust
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD lol
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
kay
Dex/Jeff says:
and that you are trusting yourself
Dex/Jeff says:
THE GNOMES ARE ALIVE!
Dex/Jeff says:
OMFG!
Dex/Jeff says:
he has lots of nuts in his trousers
Dex/Jeff says:
they is making a plane!
Dex/Jeff says:
but will it have thrust?
Dex/Jeff says:
THEY MAKE BIKES FOR CHICKENS!
Dex/Jeff says:
are you still thrusting?
Dex/Jeff says:
THE MACHINE IS ALVVVVVE!
Dex/Jeff says:
they are attacking the farmer!
Dex/Jeff says:
they tided him up n gaggde him kinky buggers
Dex/Jeff says:
gagged*
Dex/Jeff says:
THEY MADE A PLANE!
Dex/Jeff says:
oooh idle eh?
Dex/Jeff says:
i bet
Dex/Jeff says:
THRUST!
Dex/Jeff says:
OMG THE RAT IS THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT!
Dex/Jeff says:
KISS YOUR BUM GOOD BYE CHICKENS
Dex/Jeff says:
the old guy is flying
Dex/Jeff says:
pedal pedal quuiiiick!
Dex/Jeff says:
RAMPAGE!
Dex/Jeff says:
THEY NEED MORE THRUST!
Dex/Jeff says:
GINGER ROCKY
Dex/Jeff says:
sounds like a cocktail
Dex/Jeff says:
AXE ALMOST KILLED EVIL WOMAN!
Dex/Jeff says:
NEED A RAMP DUMMBASSES!
Dex/Jeff says:
THE PLANE FLYS!
Dex/Jeff says:
WOW!
Dex/Jeff says:
anything is impossible
Dex/Jeff says:
ALMOST KISSED BUT No!
Dex/Jeff says:
ITS A CLINGON!
Dex/Jeff says:
using saftey sissors to cut electical cable...
Dex/Jeff says:
*tuts*
Dex/Jeff says:
chickens will never learn
Dex/Jeff says:
HI!
Dex/Jeff says:
EGGS FIRER!
Dex/Jeff says:
NOOO MORE SAFTEY SCISSORS!
Dex/Jeff says:
AAHA YOU CUT THE CABLE!
Dex/Jeff says:
BYYYE!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xDDDDDDDDD
Dex/Jeff says:
OOOH BACK ONLINE!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
hahaha
Dex/Jeff says:
still thrusting?
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
finished now ;D
Dex/Jeff says:
GRAVY BOOM!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Dex/Jeff says:
A BOMB OF GRAVY!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
ahhh bisto
Dex/Jeff says:
lol!
Dex/Jeff says:
no more farm house
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
do they have flight clearance?
Dex/Jeff says:
OOOH KISS!
Dex/Jeff says:
finally
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
ohmigosh
Dex/Jeff says:
hill of doom
Dex/Jeff says:
baby chickens
Dex/Jeff says:
ahhh
Dex/Jeff says:
fire the chickens
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
o:
Dex/Jeff says:
its like a chicken village and they play cricket
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
nemo plays cricket
Dex/Jeff says:
wooooooooooo
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
they'll like him lots
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
well he used to anyway
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
as far as i know
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
finished
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
lol
Dex/Jeff says:
its now on blog

like hell am i editing THAT!

UR!

Landscape

This is how far I am with my latest image Its only two and a bit hours of work but its the first time I have done a landscape like that. Any suggestions on what to use as the main focal point would be nice.

On the downside, I been trying to catch up with old friends lately which is brilliant on most counts like talking to Simone and seeing Nikki more often again is brilliant I have missed it so much but then finding out that someone has gotten pregnant, they have always wanted a baby but to have one just to keep a guy is unfair and wrong what's worse is she broke this guys trust to do it, she stopped taking the pill. I guess life is sad for some people but its just a shame, she could do so much better for herself, if its what she truly wants then fine I wish her luck, like another of my friends is young and recently engaged and I 100% support that, I know its what she wants and she has understood the commitment, I just see this pregnancy as a cheat without considering anything that's what bothers me I guess, I mean I can't judge young mums, mine was 17 when she had me and I turned out good.

08/08/08

Today has achieved nothing but it has been OK I guess, this morning was funny, I managed to embarrass my mum, which is amazing.

But the rest of the day has not been too bad other than my phone dying and being stupid, I just wanted to see people but can't I could not even get to go to Ben's for his birthday, everyone wish him happy birthday! And I just wanted to actually achieve something today but my creative juices just are not flowing, I mean I have ideas but getting my body to produce them is impossible. SUCKS!

Tomorrow I have work so that will go reasonably quick, then sunday I get to see my favourite person and get Jeff back, the little invisible potato has been missed muchly, but not as much as the ducky.

HOMEBASE

Today I have got a text from Becky, I was worried but I don't think I need to be, I love her and if she seems upset it upsets me a little, it's silly but at least I care.

But other than that today has been awesome, despite not really getting a lot done. I went shopping with my mum to sainsburys and homebase and wow walking down one of the isles in homebase its a history of murderous weapons, it starts off with garden spades, the oldest of the murdering weapons, slowing progressing to sharp hoes for chopping off peoples head, then we move onto garden shears the traditional way to remove finger and various other body parts of the human anatomy, this is all pre-dated traditional British murder weapons. After this we move onto a lovely selection of torture weapon's like small spades, knifes and sharp pointy ground breakers, especially useful if you need information before you kill someone, then finally at the end of the isle is a very very large carving knife, just for safe measure to remove the head, or if you want a long distance kill for extra points there is a tree trimmer, with extending pole. All together if you want to murder someone go to homebase and find this isle it has all the tools you will need.

BEAR!

Today, well yesterday being Thursday work was good, I spent most of my shift with Carl and we generally took the piss out of each other and talked about some strange strange things.

He has dreams whist he is in the store and is chased by a bear, this then concluded with me shouting across the store "LOOK CARL A BEAR" and him running away in the direction of the exit, with customer's looking on as if we are a bunch of nut balls.

We also spoke about his fetish with knifes and his childhood desire to become the ultimate box opening hero, he practices in his room with his stanley knife by sealing boxes and reopening them with his knife of dooooom!

Yes I am strange, Yes so are my friends, and yes I am now tired and going to bed.

Don't like it? Don't read.

News and links

I am slowly organising my life I have done so much of it today and intend to do so much more over the next week or so.

Firstly here is a link to a story about a dog swallowing a two foot stick how hilarious is that, I was like nooo way!

So far

Today I have:

Applied for loans.
I need this to finance my car its more of an advance on wages though if im honest as Its a small amount to which I can pay back within a few months but its the money I need to begin with to buy a car, so its not such a big deal.
Applied for a grant and student fee loan.
Basically I am entitled to a loan for my fees and a grant due to my wages last year, which I shall use to pay my fees off rather than spend it elsewhere.
Applied for a student account at NatWest.
I will use this as my main account when it is set-up, its very good account with an overdraft etc etc and use my account at abbey solely as my savers account.

I did all this from the very seat I am sat in now, it was very very boring but at least I didn't have to trail across the town to places I could stay nice and warm. I'm feeling a lot better now that I have sat down and thought about ways to control my money its almost all sorted I just need to wait for companies to get back to me so that I can arrange the final details then woo! done. I may have also extended my loan a little to be able to afford an I-phone but that's not the point now is it?

hehe

Cash

This is my list on how to make money what needs to be done and the main purpose of the money over the next year

Part Time Job-Main income
I need to still sort out a decent amount of hours for about £600 per month.
Spreadshirt-Secondary income
I need to finish setting this up and create enough designs and create a decent advertising campaign.
Freelance journalism-Secondary Income
Although I can't start this directly now it is something I want to delve my hand into and to do it will require a lot of work but I see it as a great way to achieve one of my life goals is to write more, I want this to be part of my future so why not start now? I will write some articles and columns and approach various publications.
Sell art-Spare Cash
As it stands I don't see this as a major income at all but it's a way to create a reasonable amount of money to be made from a hobby so I will capitalise on this.
Freelance design-Spare Cash
I love designing, so why not offer my services? I will set-up a website to combine both the art and design services, I see this as a very vague way of making money. Again I see this as part of my future job and see no reason not to start it now to gain some experience, I may also generate some concepts so that I have something to put into a portfolio.
DJing-Spare cash
I personally don't think this is a decent way of making money, however many people including my dad think this is a great way to make money as they believe I am able to earn money from it so I will produce a few demo tapes, send them about then approach some agency's. My main aim is to get a radio show as that's what I would prefer to do.

Im moderatley soaked

YES I HAVE MONEY PROBLEMS WOOOO!

Cars are expensive little buggers and it's the largest purchase of my life, I need money anyone want to donate a few million to me? I'm a University student going to study engineering, I have no doubt I can make anything work if I truly believe in it, I have that kind of compulsion to give 150% to everything that I want to do. I could make you millions with millions but hey right now I'm buggered even if I did get 11million tomorrow for instance I would still have to work, I would have to work or I would lose my mind in boredom, I now know where I want to be in a few years time and I know around about how to get there, I'm going to work on it until its finsihed and then I will dance very very quickly when it is done.

Today was a massive arguement that left me on no-speaking terms with my mother, which has never happened before I think I should say, it was about money and my lack of it, all because a cheque bounced basically I got shot in the foot. Theres nothing I can do about it but if I can find a job that pays £600+ per month I will be fine for now and everything will go to plan as I had expected I took a wage drop at my current job as well as a hour drop so now only bring back £400 per four weeks so I can't survive on the money I'm on now as I need that everymonth to pay for everything I need and obviously I need some play money as well as some petrol money to actually get places.

SO tommorrow I shall call the staples in horsham and hope they can give me the hours I need, If not I think I may explode and I will have to seek a completely new job that isnt with staples, it would be a shame to leave staples but theres not alot I can do if I'm honest if they can't provide me with the hours and money I need then I have no choice but to leave, also today I signed into brighton university intranet and found exam dates and the timetable for me, I paniced a little, when the dates didn't coninside with this years days for those dates but then I worked out the space that they where incorrect and worked out it was last year so the panic was over, though it looks as if I need to take exams at the end of august for a course I havn't yet studied which is a bit consering but I'm sure I will be fine.

It's a shame my parents are not into the internet as if they where they would see this and understand that I am alot more calculated than they believe I am, I speak more openly on here about what I want to do with my life because this is the way I constructed my mind whereas If I was to directly tell people It would make no sence what so ever.

I MISS BECKY LIKE MAD!
WHY IS GAVIN NOT AROUND!!!
NEMO ARGH!
LIZZIE ARGH!
EVEN FIA ISN'T ONLINE!!!!

Yesterday I did start an image and spent three hours working on it though, its nice but I want it done by Friday so I can post it here ^_^

Crap day

It can only get worse cheque bounces, miss people, especially Becky, I lose money, card still does not work, might lose a car, hate living here, bored, no inspiration, mothers being sarcastic, don't know about finances, want to be at university now, want a car, annoyed oh and did I mention I lost a lot of money because a cheque bounced?

*gives up and goes to find a hole*

So far a waste of my time

Yeah basically today I have achieved nothing I have procrastinated away from nothing....

I have had nothing to do all day and I feel like being creative but face a major blog that stops me from doing anything, I may start a new blog shortly and write a rant a week sort of like a column it will be funny and light humoured but I'm not really sure its the right way to do it.

HMMPTH! *explodes*

I shall let you know If I manage to do anything but its unlikely that I will decide by the end of tonight if I'm honest, though tomorrow, I see a mini, perhaps buy it, I get a lot closer to knowing about my employment status for the rest of the year and I'm at work to fill the void so at least tomorrow I'm busy if nothing else.

Block

I want to do something creative but have no idea what....

I'm sat here wondering what I could do, I don't have any inspiration to write a song, I could draw but I'm not sure what to draw and writing is the same problem.

I need a tool that feeds me creative ideas.

Yesterdays blog today...

I didn't even have time to log on to my pc yesterday and write a real blog so here it is, I think I will post blogs about everyday and what I did and perhaps if I know I am doing stuff before I will write about it then.

Yesterday was quite a busy day first of all in the morning I went to town and just browsed really, I wasn't in the mood for sitting around the house and having a look at clothes and how much they cost has shown me how much people pay for t-shirts etc after that I had Becky over in the afternoon, we basically spent the day being terrorised by my sister and her friend then they disappeared so we could just sit and chat it was nice to sit and talk about various other things, I like that sooo much about our realationship being able to sit and talk about completley random things openly with eachother, she is one my best friends as well as my girlfriend what could be better?

After that we met up with people in a local park and went to the dullest and quietest open mic night at laser hub in history, ONE ACT! ffs. then we wondered around crawley trying to invent somthing to do after we decided we had achieved nothing we made motions towards home like places firstly stopping at crawley station then being driven by my mother, it wasn't a waste of time though it was interesting and comical.

Today I got up run into town bumped into Ant and Ben talked to them for a little and then wondered home to meet up with nikki and we just sat and spoke about stuff and caught up with eachother generally it was nice, so far this evening I have also set up the spreadshirt shop and hopefully will have it ready to be launched soonish.

I think I will use this blog as my life and set-up another one for hilarious things that I shall blog about but I will decide that in the next few days.

So a slight rant

Ok renember my card got swallowed?

The pin they sent me doesn't work....

How annoying is that?

Tropical JUIIIIIICE!

Today at work was crap but amazing, soo boring but with a water fight, poo talk and g-wizes it became interesting.

Water fight: was basically a fight between two members of staff that so blatantly want to rip each others clothing off getting my manager wet by accident and then him pouring a bottle of water over both of their heads as pay back it was hilarious as they were not expecting it.

Poo talk: It was during lunch talking about how someone would like to give someone laxatives to stop them from getting with a prospective boyfriend, then suddenly my manager the best way to put someone off is to make them watch some one shit, this got strange looks then he says, yeah thats how I annoy my girlfreind whilst shes in the bath I go in lock the windows and close the door and have a poo, this left me in tears at the womans face across the table to me.

G-wizes: We where trying to work out a way to make putting stock out more interesting so I suggested to kill two birds with one stone we should get G-wizes and drive them round the store to put stock out and finally find a purpose for G-wizes which is mean but funny and obviously how we would j-turn them and slide them round corners into the bulk stacks of chairs.

AND NOW......
IM HYPER ON TROPICAL JUUUUUICE!!!!!!

I LOVE IT!

Update:

I must use this blog for the real purpose I didn't last month in fact I barely used it, from now on I will not fail to disclose what I have been up to unless I am legally obliged not to say anything, I went to Becky's today and we had a general spazz about it was great, its how I fell in love with and we haven't really been able to do that for a while and of course we took the donkey out of wombat girl aka Emily her sister was hilarious even if all she did was sulk about it.

I'm now sat here listening to Colin Murray on radio one and want to do nothing more than be a radio DJ it is something that has always been there but am not sure really how to get there sure the radio show was an idea to get there but now that I look at it a chat radio show is not how to achieve a radio career I need to find a way to do the same sort of thing with music, of course this does not mean I will stop the radio show because I love doing that who wouldn't? Sit and chat with three of your best friends taking the piss out of each other and other people namely Dartmoor cannibals, but that's not the sort of thing I would like to do for a radio show I want music as that's what radio is about, so I guess I will have to work on that.

If I'm honest I'm not really looking forward to this month so many people are away I don't think I will manage to have many days with several people around me but it does mean that I can have time to myself and sit down to relax, which is good, this month has to set the foot line's of everything that I want to achieve in my life as its the last month before I start uni, and I won't have much time once I am there to start doing more stuff.

I'm beginning to be able to manage working at staples, OK its boring but its well paid and now that I don't care what anyone else thinks about me it's a bit more enjoyable unfortunately I don't think Crawley will be able to keep in September because they don't have a lot of free hours but I might be able to transfer to Horsham which would be great because not only will I not have an extended period without pay but I will get to work with two friends and keep the job that I'm beginning to enjoy which is brilliant.

I stopped using this blog and all forms of internet because I became all to aware of internet stalkers and it made me panic a little but I'm now sat here after a conversation with Becky and you know what she's annoyingly right, why should someone liking me put me off doing what I'm doing? If anything it should incite me to do it more, I'm not one for fame but to think you make someone somewhere, you don't even know smile or help them is amazing and quite honestly I'm doing what I like and if someone does not like it then tough pooshizzle.

Over and out!

Goals

So julys goals where:

1)BRING BACK THE EFFING SHOW! SERIOUSLY GUYS ITS TAKING THE PISS ITS BEEN NEARLY 3MONTHS!!!!!!!!!!
I have managed this kind of but we need to wait for a time to record
2)Get new job
Maybe have done this with a transfer
3)Pass driving test will with any luck...
HAHAHAHAHAH! *secret*
4)Finalise edge of reason basic-ideas
DONE! wooop!
5)Get I-phone
FAIL!
6)Start internet mag
Have details am working on it
7)Organise details for gatherings.
DONE!
8)Do a mix tape that is insanely awesome packing in 100tracks on one CD
DONE will make its way to a party soon
9)Play a DJ set live to an audience
DONE!
10)Finish at least one song
DONE! again will make its way to a party soon


So July was a good month.
1)New job-This might have been done already but I won't know until middle of month
2)Organise desk ready for Uni
3)Start writing script
4)Arrange a guys day- had a day with my boys the other day and I want more!
5)Have spreadshirt up and running
6)Get everything for uni
7)Arrange a cocktail night-I want to try new drinks
8)Start project holin with nemo
9)Organise files on pc
10)Get one more camping day