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Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
xD chickenrun?
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
oooooh lmfao
Dex/Jeff says:
mayyyybe...
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
probably xD?
Dex/Jeff says:
mayybeee.....
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
most likely?
Dex/Jeff says:
it could be true
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
xD it is true
Dex/Jeff says:
lol i love claymation
Dex/Jeff says:
espec wallace n grommit
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
xD
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
ya
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
love wallace and gromit
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
YOU FORGOT THE CRACKERSSS
Dex/Jeff says:
hehe
Dex/Jeff says:
CHHHESE GROMMIT!
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
RUN CHICKEN RUNNNNN!
Dex/Jeff says:
OMG A GNOME!
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
xxD
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
XDDDDDDDDD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
lol
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
stolenz
Dex/Jeff says:
HE HAS A GUN RUN DUMMMMBASS!
Dex/Jeff says:
ooooh the naughty bin
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
*rofl*
Dex/Jeff says:
oooh the farmer is scary NNOOO CHICKEN ESCAPES FROM TWWEDYS FRAM!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
fram
Dex/Jeff says:
its guntameo bay for chickens!
Dex/Jeff says:
omg moving troffs
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omg moving troffs
*
Dex/Jeff says:
back in the naughty bin
Dex/Jeff says:
now they are tunneling
Dex/Jeff says:
with a mixer!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
this is making me laugh so much lol
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
cause i'm not watching it
Dex/Jeff says:
seem random?
Dex/Jeff says:
sorry i got food commentry will continue
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
yay
Dex/Jeff says:
dogs are stupid
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
*rofl*
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
what about yours?
Dex/Jeff says:
aha chickens on sticks
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
or do you mean yours
Dex/Jeff says:
naughty bin again!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
or am i just confusing myself
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
i'm gonna shut up xD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
that's 3 times! omg xD
Dex/Jeff says:
hes naughty
Dex/Jeff says:
aha the chickens think she was on holiday in the bin!
Dex/Jeff says:
omg its a general
Dex/Jeff says:
OOOOH I LIKE THOSE BOOTS!
Dex/Jeff says:
ahah a chicken wearing glasses!
Dex/Jeff says:
and hes scottish!
Dex/Jeff says:
OH NO! THEY GUNNA KILL THE CHICKEN WITH NO EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!
Dex/Jeff says:
NUUUUUUUUU! THE HORROR!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Dex/Jeff says:
NUUUU DONT CHOP OFFF HER HEAD!!!!!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
:-O
Dex/Jeff says:
its not her fault shes infertile!
Dex/Jeff says:
NUUUU!
Dex/Jeff says:
*sobs*
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
;-;
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
pooor girl
Dex/Jeff says:
ITS THE CHICKEN MOB!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
wonder if there are chicken chavs...
Dex/Jeff says:
hut 17 but i didnt say anything
Dex/Jeff says:
RATS!
Dex/Jeff says:
they are merchant sellers
Dex/Jeff says:
the rats want eggs!!!!
Dex/Jeff says:
fattys
Dex/Jeff says:
the farmer guy thinks chickens scheme
Dex/Jeff says:
NUU NOT THE EVIL MACHINE!
Dex/Jeff says:
all in ma head
Dex/Jeff says:
all in ma head
Dex/Jeff says:
CHICKENS ARNT STUPID LOOK AT THEM THEY ARE HAVING A MEETING!!!!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD sorry got distracted by a text
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD LOL
Dex/Jeff says:
ooohh who from?
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
nemo
Dex/Jeff says:
;P
Dex/Jeff says:
eh eh
Dex/Jeff says:
*nudge*
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
lol
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
what?
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
do you know where superman is btw lmfao?
Dex/Jeff says:
OMFG THEY MADE A CHICKEN FIRER!!!!
Dex/Jeff says:
yeh
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
*ROFL*
Dex/Jeff says:
i do
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
ooh reallies?
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
where?
Dex/Jeff says:
yeh
Dex/Jeff says:
who wants to know
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
nemo wants to hire him
Dex/Jeff says:
he told me not to tell anyone
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
so he can take me to him
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
cause nemo is all on his lonesome ):
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
aha tell him he needs a chicken firer
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
LOL
Dex/Jeff says:
superman is useless
Dex/Jeff says:
THINK YOU DUMBASS CHICKENS!
Dex/Jeff says:
how to chickens have sex?
Dex/Jeff says:
they seem to like grass
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
lol i know how they have sex
Dex/Jeff says:
NO FENCES DIDNT YOU GET THAT!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
we actually got taught
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
in gcse
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
lmfao
Dex/Jeff says:
really
Dex/Jeff says:
hows?
Dex/Jeff says:
A MILLION TO ONE ODDS BETTER OFF PUTTING ON THE LOTTERY!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
if i remember right [didn't like bio much] they stick their butts together and then sperm or whatnot is squirted over to the female. i have noooooo clue. i only know for sure butts join xD lmfao
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
ask becky, she does biology XD
Dex/Jeff says:
lol ask my gf is she knows how chickens have sex?
Dex/Jeff says:
what a turn on
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
yes
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
please yes
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
ok i will
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
lol
Dex/Jeff says:
ROOOOOSTER!
Dex/Jeff says:
tsch american!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
cockrel~
Dex/Jeff says:
CHICKENS CANT FLY DUMBASS! SO HOW ARE YOU GOING TO FLY OUT"
Dex/Jeff says:
chickens are fucktards
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
in english?
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
maybe he thinks he can levitate out with a hairy buddah
Dex/Jeff says:
woah those ladies are desperate for man
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
o:
Dex/Jeff says:
OMG HE HE HAS BALLS ON HIS FACE!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
LOL
Dex/Jeff says:
NUUU DONT SING!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
nemo says hi sexy dexy
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
and you have to make a chicken firing thing for us
Dex/Jeff says:
hes a traveller
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
as you probs have many chicken contacts
Dex/Jeff says:
i do i do
Dex/Jeff says:
i shall ask for one
Dex/Jeff says:
but first ask becky how chickens have sex
Dex/Jeff says:
what a penis, I wont teach you to fly cos im a gay
Dex/Jeff says:
i dont like women
Dex/Jeff says:
duh!
Dex/Jeff says:
they kill you! so what?
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Dex/Jeff says:
whats a chickens life?
Dex/Jeff says:
tell nemo
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
what do you mean?
Dex/Jeff says:
he needs to say cluck chuck chooo to the chickens
Dex/Jeff says:
and they shall make him one
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
okay
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
NUU NOT THE TORCH!
Dex/Jeff says:
teach them to fly dumbass!
Dex/Jeff says:
OR DIE BY WRATH OF TORCH!
Dex/Jeff says:
yeah biatch the name is ginger!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
imagine chicken run meets starwars
Dex/Jeff says:
BALL MAN HAS TO SHARE HIS BED WITH SEX GOD!
Dex/Jeff says:
OOOH HIS WING IS ON HIS SIDE OF THE BUNK ;P
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
LOOOOOL
Dex/Jeff says:
flying takes one thing being able to fly DUH!
Dex/Jeff says:
excersises to learn to fly its like an eric pyrdz video...
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD nemo will go cluck chuck chooo next time he sees a chicken
Dex/Jeff says:
woooo!
Dex/Jeff says:
dizzzy chickens!
Dex/Jeff says:
ITS RAINING HEN!
Dex/Jeff says:
RUNNN!
Dex/Jeff says:
thats it throw them off a hutch and hope they fly....
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Dex/Jeff says:
THE GROUND IS SHAKING MT VESSUVIS IS GOING TO BLOWWW!
Dex/Jeff says:
OMG ITS THE NOT SO FLAT PACK FOR THE EVIL MACHINE!
Dex/Jeff says:
my dads pc just crashed and he said how do i turn it off, so i said take out battery so it turns off n then he took it out but left the power in n wondered why it didnt turn off!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD lmfao
Dex/Jeff says:
AHAHA I JUST WORKED OUT SHES GINGER!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Dex/Jeff says:
GINGER PUUUUBES!
Dex/Jeff says:
THRUST!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
:-O
Dex/Jeff says:
THRUST!
Dex/Jeff says:
THRUST!
Dex/Jeff says:
ducks n geese have THRUST!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
do you mean thrush? XD how the hell can you have thrust?
Dex/Jeff says:
THRUST!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
*confuddled*
Dex/Jeff says:
no thurst to fly
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
ooooooooh
Dex/Jeff says:
shes got pmt
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
lmfao
Dex/Jeff says:
like a fish!
Dex/Jeff says:
rats are like fish!
Dex/Jeff says:
EGGGS!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
OMG
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF SOMETHING
Dex/Jeff says:
he is giving the chicken THRUST!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
http://www.iloveegg.co.kr/egg-song(English)2.swf
Dex/Jeff says:
OMG THATS AMAZE!
Dex/Jeff says:
MASS PANIC!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
NUU ITS THE WEEKLY EGG KILL!
Dex/Jeff says:
someone hasnt laid eggs :(
Dex/Jeff says:
THEY ARE GUNNA DIE!
Dex/Jeff says:
WOW THEY ARNT KILLING HER
Dex/Jeff says:
JUST MEASURE HER BELLY!
Dex/Jeff says:
THEY ARE MAKING THEM FAAAAT!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
O:
Dex/Jeff says:
STOP EATING!!!!!!
Dex/Jeff says:
YAAAAAAY!
Dex/Jeff says:
HAHAHA YOUR ALL DEAD!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Dex/Jeff says:
OMG ANOTHER GNOME!
Dex/Jeff says:
they should marry
Dex/Jeff says:
they argue but love eachother
Dex/Jeff says:
are you enjoying my commentry?
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
ya
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
woop!
Dex/Jeff says:
muffin is getting one too
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
lol
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
hes doesnt seem to be paying attention
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
:/
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
psh
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
he's missing out
Dex/Jeff says:
obviously
Dex/Jeff says:
ROOSTERS CANT LAY EGGS LET ALONE DOUBLE YOKES!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
the gnomes will get him and fatten him loads
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD haha
Dex/Jeff says:
they dance
Dex/Jeff says:
woo
Dex/Jeff says:
THE FAT ONE DANCES!
Dex/Jeff says:
FLIP FLOP FLY I DONT CARE IF I DIE!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
oooh pain
Dex/Jeff says:
NO YOU DIDNT YOU WHERE THROWN ACROSS THE ROOM!
Dex/Jeff says:
she said she could fly
Dex/Jeff says:
when she didnt
Dex/Jeff says:
KISS FFS!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
LOL
Dex/Jeff says:
STOOPID CHICKENS!
Dex/Jeff says:
oooh big machine is running
Dex/Jeff says:
PIE MACHINE!
Dex/Jeff says:
CHICKENS GO IN AND PIES COME OUT
Dex/Jeff says:
APPLE PIES!
Dex/Jeff says:
aha
Dex/Jeff says:
NUU THEY ARE KILLING GINGER!
Dex/Jeff says:
MAKE HER INTO A PIE
Dex/Jeff says:
PANIC FOOLS!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
BALL MAN HAS BALLS ON HIS FACE!
Dex/Jeff says:
ITS A TOUTURE DEVICE!
Dex/Jeff says:
shes strapped in upside down
Dex/Jeff says:
OH DEAR! BIG HOLE!
Dex/Jeff says:
MIXED VEGETABLES!
Dex/Jeff says:
OH CRAP BLENDERS
Dex/Jeff says:
DOH!
Dex/Jeff says:
FLAT DOH + CHICKEN!
Dex/Jeff says:
PIIIIIIE!
Dex/Jeff says:
GRAVY!
Dex/Jeff says:
OMG LISTEN TO THE NOISE!
Dex/Jeff says:
carrots fill holes
Dex/Jeff says:
YOUR IN THE OVEN!
Dex/Jeff says:
YOUR GUNNA BURRRRRRN!
Dex/Jeff says:
RUN FUCKTARD!
Dex/Jeff says:
GRAVY FACE!
Dex/Jeff says:
WHO WOULD LEAVE A SPANNER IN A MACHINE!
Dex/Jeff says:
COMON!!!!
Dex/Jeff says:
GRAVY LEAKAGE!
Dex/Jeff says:
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Dex/Jeff says:
YOUVE JUST BEEN STICKERED!
Dex/Jeff says:
I DONT WANT TO BE A PIE I DONT LIKE GRAVY!
Dex/Jeff says:
JUST GET TOGETHER!
Dex/Jeff says:
ARGH!
Dex/Jeff says:
MAKE BABIES!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
THEY SAY GRASS PROPERLY!
Dex/Jeff says:
oooh they touched hands
Dex/Jeff says:
he left what a penis
Dex/Jeff says:
he fires out of cannon, wow that came as a suprise....
Dex/Jeff says:
IT RAINS!
Dex/Jeff says:
SPPPOOOOOON!
Dex/Jeff says:
they should have used a spork
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
sporkles
Dex/Jeff says:
A CANNON GIVES YOU THRUST!
Dex/Jeff says:
do you n nemo get thrust good?
Dex/Jeff says:
THRUST!
Dex/Jeff says:
FIGHT!
Dex/Jeff says:
FIGHT!
Dex/Jeff says:
WOOO FIGHT!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD i love how confusing the grammar is lmfao
Dex/Jeff says:
is it?
Dex/Jeff says:
makes sence to me
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
i'm sleep deprived xD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
my eyes are like this
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
@_@
Dex/Jeff says:
GO THRUST!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
LOL
KAY
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
BRB THENZ.
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
[keep talking]
Dex/Jeff says:
lolage
Dex/Jeff says:
enjoy ;P
Dex/Jeff says:
il text nemo n say u are
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
LOL
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
he's asleep
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
or should be
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
he said he was
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
psh
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
let him slep
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
if he is
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
anyway
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
brb
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
lol
Dex/Jeff says:
i have still text him
Dex/Jeff says:
trust
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD lol
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
kay
Dex/Jeff says:
and that you are trusting yourself
Dex/Jeff says:
THE GNOMES ARE ALIVE!
Dex/Jeff says:
OMFG!
Dex/Jeff says:
he has lots of nuts in his trousers
Dex/Jeff says:
they is making a plane!
Dex/Jeff says:
but will it have thrust?
Dex/Jeff says:
THEY MAKE BIKES FOR CHICKENS!
Dex/Jeff says:
are you still thrusting?
Dex/Jeff says:
THE MACHINE IS ALVVVVVE!
Dex/Jeff says:
they are attacking the farmer!
Dex/Jeff says:
they tided him up n gaggde him kinky buggers
Dex/Jeff says:
gagged*
Dex/Jeff says:
THEY MADE A PLANE!
Dex/Jeff says:
oooh idle eh?
Dex/Jeff says:
i bet
Dex/Jeff says:
THRUST!
Dex/Jeff says:
OMG THE RAT IS THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT!
Dex/Jeff says:
KISS YOUR BUM GOOD BYE CHICKENS
Dex/Jeff says:
the old guy is flying
Dex/Jeff says:
pedal pedal quuiiiick!
Dex/Jeff says:
RAMPAGE!
Dex/Jeff says:
THEY NEED MORE THRUST!
Dex/Jeff says:
GINGER ROCKY
Dex/Jeff says:
sounds like a cocktail
Dex/Jeff says:
AXE ALMOST KILLED EVIL WOMAN!
Dex/Jeff says:
NEED A RAMP DUMMBASSES!
Dex/Jeff says:
THE PLANE FLYS!
Dex/Jeff says:
WOW!
Dex/Jeff says:
anything is impossible
Dex/Jeff says:
ALMOST KISSED BUT No!
Dex/Jeff says:
ITS A CLINGON!
Dex/Jeff says:
using saftey sissors to cut electical cable...
Dex/Jeff says:
*tuts*
Dex/Jeff says:
chickens will never learn
Dex/Jeff says:
HI!
Dex/Jeff says:
EGGS FIRER!
Dex/Jeff says:
NOOO MORE SAFTEY SCISSORS!
Dex/Jeff says:
AAHA YOU CUT THE CABLE!
Dex/Jeff says:
BYYYE!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xDDDDDDDDD
Dex/Jeff says:
OOOH BACK ONLINE!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
hahaha
Dex/Jeff says:
still thrusting?
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
finished now ;D
Dex/Jeff says:
GRAVY BOOM!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Dex/Jeff says:
A BOMB OF GRAVY!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
ahhh bisto
Dex/Jeff says:
lol!
Dex/Jeff says:
no more farm house
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
do they have flight clearance?
Dex/Jeff says:
OOOH KISS!
Dex/Jeff says:
finally
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
ohmigosh
Dex/Jeff says:
hill of doom
Dex/Jeff says:
baby chickens
Dex/Jeff says:
ahhh
Dex/Jeff says:
fire the chickens
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
o:
Dex/Jeff says:
its like a chicken village and they play cricket
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
nemo plays cricket
Dex/Jeff says:
wooooooooooo
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
they'll like him lots
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
well he used to anyway
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
as far as i know
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
finished
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
lol
Dex/Jeff says:
its now on blog

like hell am i editing THAT!