Tuesday 27 May 2008

Three

Today was awesomeness.

Just a general muck about in the park, that sounds so childish, directing Nemo around Crawley town even to a shop that had been closed for 6months. Basically he called we directed him to Burger king then we moved on and hid below him and directed him towards Ice in a bucket which has been closed for ages, thinking he would remember that it had been closed but no, he didn't he took everyone else to the shop whilst Fia, Liz and I looked on and laughed at his stupidity. Gave him the Gay fish king hat. Talked about a blind guy who clearly was also tone deaf as he was playing the accordion very badly and made jokes about his well being including one where he had been chained to his bag and forced to work for Marks and Spencers otherwise his children would be eaten and his "blindness" was a ploy to earn more money out of sympathy, whereas his eyes had really just been temporarily glued together.

Then After a wander we sat down in the park and took the piss out of nemo and his hair. MY HAIR IS FECKING ROCK HARD! Attacked each other with any spray we could find and sprayed lots up and down the girls tops so Fia and Liz have gone home with their breasts smelling of lynx and hairspray...

hehe ^_^

Shame some people couldn't come today and that I left the park stupidly early but there's always another time.

NEMO THREE! hehe

MUCH LOVE! byee

2 comments:

Nemo said...

Grrrr!

FairyFluff said...

Nyahahaha good times!
If I get some kind of cough I will blame you.

Solvent abuse!!
:P
xxx