Some pointless facts for you...

...and my comments on them...

F-101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan are the only two Disney animated features in which both the parents are present and don't die throughout the film.
D-So basically Mr Disney had a sick sexual fantasy over witch's killing his parents or small children be they dogs or humans.

F-Aproximately 1 in 10,000 eggs has the Salmonella bacteria
D-So only eat 9,999 if you like eggs by fear of death either that or only 1 in 10,000 chickens caught the nasty sex disease off big Joe the masculine chicken.

F-There are twice as many Kangaroos in Australia as people.
D-Blatantly they only have a minor infestation of humans KANGERS MUST RULE ZE WORLD!!!

F-Each worker bee, in it's entire lifetime, produces only one twelfth (1/12) of one teaspoon (4.167 ml) of honey
D-They should apply at mac-donalds for a new job seeing as they are shit at the current job they have.

F-Frogs sometimes eat enough fireflies that they themselves glow
D-I've got a glow in my stomach, dear firefly dear firefly.

F-The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.
D-OMGOSH SUPER CHICKEN!! *its big Joe and we all know his dirty secrets..*

F-elephants can't jump, every other mammal can
D-Retards...

F-The Earth moves in its 585-million-mile orbit around the Sun approximately eight times faster than a bullet travels.
D-How can we move that fast have you seen how obese the world is??!! Just look at the Americans they are already 90% of the weight

F-All porcupines float in water
D-I want to test this sooo bad!!

F-The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone
D-THE WHORES!!!

The following statement comes with a warning, If this warning addresses you I suggest you follow it. So I will finish the blog here and leave the last bit for others to read.


GAV DO NOT READ BELOW THIS LINE
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DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!
SERIOUSLY DUDE DON'T!
NO REALLY...
STOP IT...
YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO SEE IT
SURE?
OK THEN...


F-a snail can sleep for 3 yrs
D-WTF!!! three years if we slept for three years they would pull the plug.. there grand kids have already been stamped on in those three years!