My girlfriend is weirder than yours

Shes one of the few people I can conversations like this with because we are weird and very very special but its why I love her duh!

Dex/Jeff says:
snazzle my jazzle i have a peanut
Becky says:
you and most the male population dude... i hope anyways lol
Dex/Jeff says:
lol its a real peanut but just one randomly
Becky says:
well i didn't think it was fake...
Dex/Jeff says:
in my biscuit box how odd
Becky says:
random:)
Dex/Jeff says:
*examines penut for male dna*
Becky says:
male peanut?
Dex/Jeff says:
my conclusion is that the peanut has no penis or shaft so therefore is either female or female therefore eating it will not make me bi or gay so i can eat it without risking my sexuality
Becky says:
or.. :
-its just shy in front of you
-its had a terrible accident with a custard cream in your biscuit box
-its a shehe
Dex/Jeff says:
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu i ate a trannie!
Becky says:
whore.
Dex/Jeff says:
its gunna get lots of action down in my belly though
Becky says:
ewwwwww... why?:P
Dex/Jeff says:
i ate bourbons about 5mins ago everyone likes the big black ones ;P

Dex/Jeff says:
but im the king of comebacks
Becky says:
technically you can't be.. sorry
Dex/Jeff says:
why not?
Becky says:
you can't be a king and lesbian... rules
Dex/Jeff says:
damn those technicalites but now im a trannie i can ;P
Becky says:
your a tranny?! :(
Dex/Jeff says:
well
BLAME THE PEANUT!