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Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
xD chickenrun?
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
oooooh lmfao
Dex/Jeff says:
mayyyybe...
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
probably xD?
Dex/Jeff says:
mayybeee.....
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
most likely?
Dex/Jeff says:
it could be true
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
xD it is true
Dex/Jeff says:
lol i love claymation
Dex/Jeff says:
espec wallace n grommit
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
xD
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
ya
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
love wallace and gromit
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
YOU FORGOT THE CRACKERSSS
Dex/Jeff says:
hehe
Dex/Jeff says:
CHHHESE GROMMIT!
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
RUN CHICKEN RUNNNNN!
Dex/Jeff says:
OMG A GNOME!
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
xxD
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
XDDDDDDDDD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
lol
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
stolenz
Dex/Jeff says:
HE HAS A GUN RUN DUMMMMBASS!
Dex/Jeff says:
ooooh the naughty bin
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
*rofl*
Dex/Jeff says:
oooh the farmer is scary NNOOO CHICKEN ESCAPES FROM TWWEDYS FRAM!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
fram
Dex/Jeff says:
its guntameo bay for chickens!
Dex/Jeff says:
omg moving troffs
*
* The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
omg moving troffs
*
Dex/Jeff says:
back in the naughty bin
Dex/Jeff says:
now they are tunneling
Dex/Jeff says:
with a mixer!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
this is making me laugh so much lol
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
cause i'm not watching it
Dex/Jeff says:
seem random?
Dex/Jeff says:
sorry i got food commentry will continue
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
yay
Dex/Jeff says:
dogs are stupid
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
*rofl*
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
what about yours?
Dex/Jeff says:
aha chickens on sticks
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
or do you mean yours
Dex/Jeff says:
naughty bin again!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
or am i just confusing myself
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
i'm gonna shut up xD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
that's 3 times! omg xD
Dex/Jeff says:
hes naughty
Dex/Jeff says:
aha the chickens think she was on holiday in the bin!
Dex/Jeff says:
omg its a general
Dex/Jeff says:
OOOOH I LIKE THOSE BOOTS!
Dex/Jeff says:
ahah a chicken wearing glasses!
Dex/Jeff says:
and hes scottish!
Dex/Jeff says:
OH NO! THEY GUNNA KILL THE CHICKEN WITH NO EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!
Dex/Jeff says:
NUUUUUUUUU! THE HORROR!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Dex/Jeff says:
NUUUU DONT CHOP OFFF HER HEAD!!!!!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
:-O
Dex/Jeff says:
its not her fault shes infertile!
Dex/Jeff says:
NUUUU!
Dex/Jeff says:
*sobs*
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
;-;
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
pooor girl
Dex/Jeff says:
ITS THE CHICKEN MOB!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
wonder if there are chicken chavs...
Dex/Jeff says:
hut 17 but i didnt say anything
Dex/Jeff says:
RATS!
Dex/Jeff says:
they are merchant sellers
Dex/Jeff says:
the rats want eggs!!!!
Dex/Jeff says:
fattys
Dex/Jeff says:
the farmer guy thinks chickens scheme
Dex/Jeff says:
NUU NOT THE EVIL MACHINE!
Dex/Jeff says:
all in ma head
Dex/Jeff says:
all in ma head
Dex/Jeff says:
CHICKENS ARNT STUPID LOOK AT THEM THEY ARE HAVING A MEETING!!!!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD sorry got distracted by a text
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD LOL
Dex/Jeff says:
ooohh who from?
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
nemo
Dex/Jeff says:
;P
Dex/Jeff says:
eh eh
Dex/Jeff says:
*nudge*
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
lol
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
what?
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
do you know where superman is btw lmfao?
Dex/Jeff says:
OMFG THEY MADE A CHICKEN FIRER!!!!
Dex/Jeff says:
yeh
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
*ROFL*
Dex/Jeff says:
i do
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
ooh reallies?
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
where?
Dex/Jeff says:
yeh
Dex/Jeff says:
who wants to know
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
nemo wants to hire him
Dex/Jeff says:
he told me not to tell anyone
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
so he can take me to him
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
cause nemo is all on his lonesome ):
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
aha tell him he needs a chicken firer
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
LOL
Dex/Jeff says:
superman is useless
Dex/Jeff says:
THINK YOU DUMBASS CHICKENS!
Dex/Jeff says:
how to chickens have sex?
Dex/Jeff says:
they seem to like grass
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
lol i know how they have sex
Dex/Jeff says:
NO FENCES DIDNT YOU GET THAT!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
we actually got taught
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
in gcse
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
lmfao
Dex/Jeff says:
really
Dex/Jeff says:
hows?
Dex/Jeff says:
A MILLION TO ONE ODDS BETTER OFF PUTTING ON THE LOTTERY!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
if i remember right [didn't like bio much] they stick their butts together and then sperm or whatnot is squirted over to the female. i have noooooo clue. i only know for sure butts join xD lmfao
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
ask becky, she does biology XD
Dex/Jeff says:
lol ask my gf is she knows how chickens have sex?
Dex/Jeff says:
what a turn on
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
yes
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
please yes
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
ok i will
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
lol
Dex/Jeff says:
ROOOOOSTER!
Dex/Jeff says:
tsch american!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
cockrel~
Dex/Jeff says:
CHICKENS CANT FLY DUMBASS! SO HOW ARE YOU GOING TO FLY OUT"
Dex/Jeff says:
chickens are fucktards
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
in english?
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
maybe he thinks he can levitate out with a hairy buddah
Dex/Jeff says:
woah those ladies are desperate for man
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
o:
Dex/Jeff says:
OMG HE HE HAS BALLS ON HIS FACE!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
LOL
Dex/Jeff says:
NUUU DONT SING!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
nemo says hi sexy dexy
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
and you have to make a chicken firing thing for us
Dex/Jeff says:
hes a traveller
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
as you probs have many chicken contacts
Dex/Jeff says:
i do i do
Dex/Jeff says:
i shall ask for one
Dex/Jeff says:
but first ask becky how chickens have sex
Dex/Jeff says:
what a penis, I wont teach you to fly cos im a gay
Dex/Jeff says:
i dont like women
Dex/Jeff says:
duh!
Dex/Jeff says:
they kill you! so what?
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Dex/Jeff says:
whats a chickens life?
Dex/Jeff says:
tell nemo
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
what do you mean?
Dex/Jeff says:
he needs to say cluck chuck chooo to the chickens
Dex/Jeff says:
and they shall make him one
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
okay
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
NUU NOT THE TORCH!
Dex/Jeff says:
teach them to fly dumbass!
Dex/Jeff says:
OR DIE BY WRATH OF TORCH!
Dex/Jeff says:
yeah biatch the name is ginger!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
imagine chicken run meets starwars
Dex/Jeff says:
BALL MAN HAS TO SHARE HIS BED WITH SEX GOD!
Dex/Jeff says:
OOOH HIS WING IS ON HIS SIDE OF THE BUNK ;P
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
LOOOOOL
Dex/Jeff says:
flying takes one thing being able to fly DUH!
Dex/Jeff says:
excersises to learn to fly its like an eric pyrdz video...
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD nemo will go cluck chuck chooo next time he sees a chicken
Dex/Jeff says:
woooo!
Dex/Jeff says:
dizzzy chickens!
Dex/Jeff says:
ITS RAINING HEN!
Dex/Jeff says:
RUNNN!
Dex/Jeff says:
thats it throw them off a hutch and hope they fly....
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Dex/Jeff says:
THE GROUND IS SHAKING MT VESSUVIS IS GOING TO BLOWWW!
Dex/Jeff says:
OMG ITS THE NOT SO FLAT PACK FOR THE EVIL MACHINE!
Dex/Jeff says:
my dads pc just crashed and he said how do i turn it off, so i said take out battery so it turns off n then he took it out but left the power in n wondered why it didnt turn off!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD lmfao
Dex/Jeff says:
AHAHA I JUST WORKED OUT SHES GINGER!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Dex/Jeff says:
GINGER PUUUUBES!
Dex/Jeff says:
THRUST!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
:-O
Dex/Jeff says:
THRUST!
Dex/Jeff says:
THRUST!
Dex/Jeff says:
ducks n geese have THRUST!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
do you mean thrush? XD how the hell can you have thrust?
Dex/Jeff says:
THRUST!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
*confuddled*
Dex/Jeff says:
no thurst to fly
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
ooooooooh
Dex/Jeff says:
shes got pmt
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
lmfao
Dex/Jeff says:
like a fish!
Dex/Jeff says:
rats are like fish!
Dex/Jeff says:
EGGGS!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
OMG
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF SOMETHING
Dex/Jeff says:
he is giving the chicken THRUST!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
http://www.iloveegg.co.kr/egg-song(English)2.swf
Dex/Jeff says:
OMG THATS AMAZE!
Dex/Jeff says:
MASS PANIC!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
NUU ITS THE WEEKLY EGG KILL!
Dex/Jeff says:
someone hasnt laid eggs :(
Dex/Jeff says:
THEY ARE GUNNA DIE!
Dex/Jeff says:
WOW THEY ARNT KILLING HER
Dex/Jeff says:
JUST MEASURE HER BELLY!
Dex/Jeff says:
THEY ARE MAKING THEM FAAAAT!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
O:
Dex/Jeff says:
STOP EATING!!!!!!
Dex/Jeff says:
YAAAAAAY!
Dex/Jeff says:
HAHAHA YOUR ALL DEAD!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Dex/Jeff says:
OMG ANOTHER GNOME!
Dex/Jeff says:
they should marry
Dex/Jeff says:
they argue but love eachother
Dex/Jeff says:
are you enjoying my commentry?
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
ya
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
woop!
Dex/Jeff says:
muffin is getting one too
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
lol
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
hes doesnt seem to be paying attention
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
:/
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
psh
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
he's missing out
Dex/Jeff says:
obviously
Dex/Jeff says:
ROOSTERS CANT LAY EGGS LET ALONE DOUBLE YOKES!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
the gnomes will get him and fatten him loads
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD haha
Dex/Jeff says:
they dance
Dex/Jeff says:
woo
Dex/Jeff says:
THE FAT ONE DANCES!
Dex/Jeff says:
FLIP FLOP FLY I DONT CARE IF I DIE!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
oooh pain
Dex/Jeff says:
NO YOU DIDNT YOU WHERE THROWN ACROSS THE ROOM!
Dex/Jeff says:
she said she could fly
Dex/Jeff says:
when she didnt
Dex/Jeff says:
KISS FFS!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
LOL
Dex/Jeff says:
STOOPID CHICKENS!
Dex/Jeff says:
oooh big machine is running
Dex/Jeff says:
PIE MACHINE!
Dex/Jeff says:
CHICKENS GO IN AND PIES COME OUT
Dex/Jeff says:
APPLE PIES!
Dex/Jeff says:
aha
Dex/Jeff says:
NUU THEY ARE KILLING GINGER!
Dex/Jeff says:
MAKE HER INTO A PIE
Dex/Jeff says:
PANIC FOOLS!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
BALL MAN HAS BALLS ON HIS FACE!
Dex/Jeff says:
ITS A TOUTURE DEVICE!
Dex/Jeff says:
shes strapped in upside down
Dex/Jeff says:
OH DEAR! BIG HOLE!
Dex/Jeff says:
MIXED VEGETABLES!
Dex/Jeff says:
OH CRAP BLENDERS
Dex/Jeff says:
DOH!
Dex/Jeff says:
FLAT DOH + CHICKEN!
Dex/Jeff says:
PIIIIIIE!
Dex/Jeff says:
GRAVY!
Dex/Jeff says:
OMG LISTEN TO THE NOISE!
Dex/Jeff says:
carrots fill holes
Dex/Jeff says:
YOUR IN THE OVEN!
Dex/Jeff says:
YOUR GUNNA BURRRRRRN!
Dex/Jeff says:
RUN FUCKTARD!
Dex/Jeff says:
GRAVY FACE!
Dex/Jeff says:
WHO WOULD LEAVE A SPANNER IN A MACHINE!
Dex/Jeff says:
COMON!!!!
Dex/Jeff says:
GRAVY LEAKAGE!
Dex/Jeff says:
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Dex/Jeff says:
YOUVE JUST BEEN STICKERED!
Dex/Jeff says:
I DONT WANT TO BE A PIE I DONT LIKE GRAVY!
Dex/Jeff says:
JUST GET TOGETHER!
Dex/Jeff says:
ARGH!
Dex/Jeff says:
MAKE BABIES!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
THEY SAY GRASS PROPERLY!
Dex/Jeff says:
oooh they touched hands
Dex/Jeff says:
he left what a penis
Dex/Jeff says:
he fires out of cannon, wow that came as a suprise....
Dex/Jeff says:
IT RAINS!
Dex/Jeff says:
SPPPOOOOOON!
Dex/Jeff says:
they should have used a spork
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
sporkles
Dex/Jeff says:
A CANNON GIVES YOU THRUST!
Dex/Jeff says:
do you n nemo get thrust good?
Dex/Jeff says:
THRUST!
Dex/Jeff says:
FIGHT!
Dex/Jeff says:
FIGHT!
Dex/Jeff says:
WOOO FIGHT!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD i love how confusing the grammar is lmfao
Dex/Jeff says:
is it?
Dex/Jeff says:
makes sence to me
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
i'm sleep deprived xD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
my eyes are like this
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
@_@
Dex/Jeff says:
GO THRUST!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
LOL
KAY
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
BRB THENZ.
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
[keep talking]
Dex/Jeff says:
lolage
Dex/Jeff says:
enjoy ;P
Dex/Jeff says:
il text nemo n say u are
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
LOL
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
he's asleep
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
or should be
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
he said he was
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
psh
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
let him slep
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
if he is
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
anyway
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
brb
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
lol
Dex/Jeff says:
i have still text him
Dex/Jeff says:
trust
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD lol
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
kay
Dex/Jeff says:
and that you are trusting yourself
Dex/Jeff says:
THE GNOMES ARE ALIVE!
Dex/Jeff says:
OMFG!
Dex/Jeff says:
he has lots of nuts in his trousers
Dex/Jeff says:
they is making a plane!
Dex/Jeff says:
but will it have thrust?
Dex/Jeff says:
THEY MAKE BIKES FOR CHICKENS!
Dex/Jeff says:
are you still thrusting?
Dex/Jeff says:
THE MACHINE IS ALVVVVVE!
Dex/Jeff says:
they are attacking the farmer!
Dex/Jeff says:
they tided him up n gaggde him kinky buggers
Dex/Jeff says:
gagged*
Dex/Jeff says:
THEY MADE A PLANE!
Dex/Jeff says:
oooh idle eh?
Dex/Jeff says:
i bet
Dex/Jeff says:
THRUST!
Dex/Jeff says:
OMG THE RAT IS THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT!
Dex/Jeff says:
KISS YOUR BUM GOOD BYE CHICKENS
Dex/Jeff says:
the old guy is flying
Dex/Jeff says:
pedal pedal quuiiiick!
Dex/Jeff says:
RAMPAGE!
Dex/Jeff says:
THEY NEED MORE THRUST!
Dex/Jeff says:
GINGER ROCKY
Dex/Jeff says:
sounds like a cocktail
Dex/Jeff says:
AXE ALMOST KILLED EVIL WOMAN!
Dex/Jeff says:
NEED A RAMP DUMMBASSES!
Dex/Jeff says:
THE PLANE FLYS!
Dex/Jeff says:
WOW!
Dex/Jeff says:
anything is impossible
Dex/Jeff says:
ALMOST KISSED BUT No!
Dex/Jeff says:
ITS A CLINGON!
Dex/Jeff says:
using saftey sissors to cut electical cable...
Dex/Jeff says:
*tuts*
Dex/Jeff says:
chickens will never learn
Dex/Jeff says:
HI!
Dex/Jeff says:
EGGS FIRER!
Dex/Jeff says:
NOOO MORE SAFTEY SCISSORS!
Dex/Jeff says:
AAHA YOU CUT THE CABLE!
Dex/Jeff says:
BYYYE!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xDDDDDDDDD
Dex/Jeff says:
OOOH BACK ONLINE!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
hahaha
Dex/Jeff says:
still thrusting?
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
finished now ;D
Dex/Jeff says:
GRAVY BOOM!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Dex/Jeff says:
A BOMB OF GRAVY!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
ahhh bisto
Dex/Jeff says:
lol!
Dex/Jeff says:
no more farm house
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
do they have flight clearance?
Dex/Jeff says:
OOOH KISS!
Dex/Jeff says:
finally
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
ohmigosh
Dex/Jeff says:
hill of doom
Dex/Jeff says:
baby chickens
Dex/Jeff says:
ahhh
Dex/Jeff says:
fire the chickens
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
o:
Dex/Jeff says:
its like a chicken village and they play cricket
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
nemo plays cricket
Dex/Jeff says:
wooooooooooo
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
they'll like him lots
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
well he used to anyway
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
as far as i know
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
finished
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
lol
Dex/Jeff says:
its now on blog

like hell am i editing THAT!

Im moderatley soaked

YES I HAVE MONEY PROBLEMS WOOOO!

Cars are expensive little buggers and it's the largest purchase of my life, I need money anyone want to donate a few million to me? I'm a University student going to study engineering, I have no doubt I can make anything work if I truly believe in it, I have that kind of compulsion to give 150% to everything that I want to do. I could make you millions with millions but hey right now I'm buggered even if I did get 11million tomorrow for instance I would still have to work, I would have to work or I would lose my mind in boredom, I now know where I want to be in a few years time and I know around about how to get there, I'm going to work on it until its finsihed and then I will dance very very quickly when it is done.

Today was a massive arguement that left me on no-speaking terms with my mother, which has never happened before I think I should say, it was about money and my lack of it, all because a cheque bounced basically I got shot in the foot. Theres nothing I can do about it but if I can find a job that pays £600+ per month I will be fine for now and everything will go to plan as I had expected I took a wage drop at my current job as well as a hour drop so now only bring back £400 per four weeks so I can't survive on the money I'm on now as I need that everymonth to pay for everything I need and obviously I need some play money as well as some petrol money to actually get places.

SO tommorrow I shall call the staples in horsham and hope they can give me the hours I need, If not I think I may explode and I will have to seek a completely new job that isnt with staples, it would be a shame to leave staples but theres not alot I can do if I'm honest if they can't provide me with the hours and money I need then I have no choice but to leave, also today I signed into brighton university intranet and found exam dates and the timetable for me, I paniced a little, when the dates didn't coninside with this years days for those dates but then I worked out the space that they where incorrect and worked out it was last year so the panic was over, though it looks as if I need to take exams at the end of august for a course I havn't yet studied which is a bit consering but I'm sure I will be fine.

It's a shame my parents are not into the internet as if they where they would see this and understand that I am alot more calculated than they believe I am, I speak more openly on here about what I want to do with my life because this is the way I constructed my mind whereas If I was to directly tell people It would make no sence what so ever.

I MISS BECKY LIKE MAD!
WHY IS GAVIN NOT AROUND!!!
NEMO ARGH!
LIZZIE ARGH!
EVEN FIA ISN'T ONLINE!!!!

Yesterday I did start an image and spent three hours working on it though, its nice but I want it done by Friday so I can post it here ^_^

3am

Its 3am in the morning and I really want to go for a wander with my friend's I want to get up grab Steff, Becky, Gav, Aimee, Nemo,Nikki and Fritz with Lizmcsaur and take them for a walk through the fields nearby go sit in the tall grass with them telling stories to each other under the star light until we get bored and if we did get bored we would just sit there until sunrise lying on each other watching the sunrise over the distant horizon filled with trees. All this would just be the start of an amazing day away from civilisation, away from everyone else and without any complications just relax, with my best friends, the day would be spent not having to worry about anything we would have food all the food we would want, no phones, no emails, no work.

Just us set in A beautiful scenery with animals grasing on the field next to us on a typically warm British summers day, the birds won't fly away they will sit whilst we marvel at their beauty, share jokes about three, past times and our futures. Without a care in the world the day would be perfect I want to do it tomorrow and text them now telling them to get here but I know I can't there are exams but one day, one day I will.

Bed blog

I’m blogging in bed and my power supply is broken and playing up...

Im so bored in bed and my creativity generally comes out when I’m in bed so I have turned on laptop to write, if I get caught I’m dead but if not I give creative genius ^_^

I have invited a few people that I trust and believe are able to do a task to help with it and I think they will enjoy it I hope they are willing to when they get the email.

I sent fritz to bed but really I’m worse than her hehe

FINALLY BLOG!

Dex finally blogs he has been busy today however, Started off with me in bed whilst Fritz masterbated my dogs not true but all stroking should be named masturbating for comedic effect. Then Gav text me saying he was home from New York and wanted to go see him there and then, I had no idea what it is like wanting to speak to your best friend when he's the other side of a rather large pond but now I do and it sucks, but I decided as soon as he text me even If I had to drag Steff there later I am going to see him today but I had to attempt to fix Fritz's laptop before I could as I had promised I would, unfortunately turns out the problem with means I'm not capable of fixing it safely and its best to pass it on, I wouldn't like to ruin her laptop even more unless I need to. Then Fritz was happy to go see Gav as was I and we bugged Lizmcsaur to join us and she did, after a while we left his and moved towards mine where nemo joined us.

Round mine started as a tidy fest whilst I tidied the stuff in my loft, its a lot neater now. Then my brother and sister joined us all and challenged us to playstation. Burnout has to be the best game in the world it requires no skill and is great fun, the main idea is to crash, which is insane when 6 people take turns to cause the largest amount of damage possible. Then everyone slowly left for home when me and steff where left here, with my brother breathing down our necks, its another reason as to why I want to leave, personal space, its not like we had planned anything but its just nice to spend some time together hugging and chatting without people listening in.

But now I'm sat here looking forward to the weekend. Saturday will be spend at work and most likely Steff's, Sunday at home revising and editing videos ready to be uploaded, and then Monday a gathering with as many people as I can gather, before my long week of revision and work. Today is also what I want summer to be like come and go as pleased, with differing people, just hanging out.

Outlook is finally working so I can get all this stuff sorted next week, along with everything else next week I may not blog much as I will be sorting out everything going on in my life, I plan a few scheduled posts so you know what I'm up to and why I'm not around, but next week is mostly revising and sorting out my life, if you need to get hold of me or just want to chat email at invisible.jeff@googlemail.com I will most likely be at my laptop just not signed in MSN or anything.

^_^

Three

Today was awesomeness.

Just a general muck about in the park, that sounds so childish, directing Nemo around Crawley town even to a shop that had been closed for 6months. Basically he called we directed him to Burger king then we moved on and hid below him and directed him towards Ice in a bucket which has been closed for ages, thinking he would remember that it had been closed but no, he didn't he took everyone else to the shop whilst Fia, Liz and I looked on and laughed at his stupidity. Gave him the Gay fish king hat. Talked about a blind guy who clearly was also tone deaf as he was playing the accordion very badly and made jokes about his well being including one where he had been chained to his bag and forced to work for Marks and Spencers otherwise his children would be eaten and his "blindness" was a ploy to earn more money out of sympathy, whereas his eyes had really just been temporarily glued together.

Then After a wander we sat down in the park and took the piss out of nemo and his hair. MY HAIR IS FECKING ROCK HARD! Attacked each other with any spray we could find and sprayed lots up and down the girls tops so Fia and Liz have gone home with their breasts smelling of lynx and hairspray...

hehe ^_^

Shame some people couldn't come today and that I left the park stupidly early but there's always another time.

NEMO THREE! hehe

MUCH LOVE! byee

WOO!

Yay for working on portfolio

Sounds stupid but I feel more professional with my new hair, even if I'm not sure I like it....

I feel like I can write more, draw more and arrange more.

I like it but don't.

*Back spasm interrupts stream of consciousness *

Oh yeah basically I get to see everyone this weekend but its a bit of a bitter sweet as It will be the last time until holidays which some may say its only a few weeks away but when I know they are free as am I its annoying as hell, I miss my best friends so much especially Gav, Fritz, Becky, Aimee, Nemo and Steff :( but I might see them tomorrow ^_^

FRITZ! an hair

I FECKING LOVE YEE! YOUR HELP GOTS ME AN A!!!!

THANKYOU!!!

Oh and for the rest of you I shall feed you pictures of my new hair ^_^
(also thanks to fritz)
FRITZ GETS A MASSIVE HUG NEXT TIME I SEE HER, INCLUDING A MASS ONE WITH EVERYONE IN IT!

Almost

Done so close yet so far many thanks to fritz for proofreading and editing ^_^

Insanely bored but after this I can relax for a week or so whilst I prepare for resvision then in just over a month no more exams yaaaaaaaaaaaaay

thanks for anyone who just left me be today to get on with work but welcome to a new word...

chesticles- you guessed it, it means boobs ^_^
lol nikki

bye for now

When martians attack

-Dex/Jeff- says:
small erect martians are here to take over the world they tell me in their small voices that "we are ere to ake ova ze world with our small legs so we can breed pineapples to feed our race" what should i do?... duh duh duh!!!!
Cupcake man says:
EMBRACE THE SMALL ERECT MARTIANS help them mine the pineapples and then once they have enslaved the human race, stop their supply to them, unless they make u their ruler, then u hav an entire fleet at ur command and u can RULE THE UNIVERSE!!!!
-Dex/Jeff- says:
but they are martians they ish not stupid
Cupcake man says:
but ur smarter than the martians

create an anti-martian barrier across the globe then they cant enter
-Dex/Jeff- says:
ooooh what like a zapper feild
Cupcake man says:
yes, carefully tuned in to the frequency made by martians and all of their technology, but being able 2 let us pass through freely
-Dex/Jeff- says:
mhahahahahahahahahah we shall rule ze universe and eat their pineapples
Cupcake man says:
and then u can hav me as ur second in command D: then we can both use our abilities 2 rule EVERYTHING
-Dex/Jeff- says:
mhahahahahahahaha or just sit down and have a drink, relaxing in the sun?
Cupcake man says:
yes yes we can do that after the conquering the world



-Dex/Jeff- says:
small erect martians are here to take over the world they tell me in their small voices that "we are ere to ake ova ze world with our small legs so we can breed pineapples to feed our race" what should i do?... duh duh duh!!!!
kitty says:
(: you sausage.
give them some of your fridges parts.
-Dex/Jeff- says:
ZOMGOSH BUT THEN BUT THEN THEY WILL GO BOOM! tehe *cheeky grin*

-Dex/Jeff- says:
small erect martians are here to take over the world they tell me in their small voices that "we are ere to ake ova ze world with our small legs so we can breed pineapples to feed our race" what should i do?... duh duh duh!!!!
buttery hands says:
LOL ur imagination never fails to amuse me

and u should feed them cake...tis much better :P
-Dex/Jeff- says:
but what if little martians are allergic to cake?
buttery hands says:
tough

pie then
-Dex/Jeff- says:
what kinda pie?
buttery hands says:
apple and mango
with orange sauce
-Dex/Jeff- says:
wowzer

-Dex/Jeff- says:
small erect martians are here to take over the world they tell me in their small voices that "we are ere to ake ova ze world with our small legs so we can breed pineapples to feed our race" what should i do?... duh duh duh!!!!
Fritzy says:
walk up to them, put a yellow ferret with a leaf in their face and shout "YOU GOT IT WRONG MORON HERE WE HAVE PINERETS" then turn around and walk off in a huff leaving them confused so much that they leave and take the ferret with them...

it'll only be a few billion years until they realise, by then the sun will have eaten up this planet anyway so we're safe :)

-Dex/Jeff- says:
wooo we go boom with the martians kaaaaboooom!
Fritzy says:
brum brum broom!

I forgot to name it

Wrote a whole chapter last night.

and someone told me the truth last night but have only recently read it, thankyou, I wish I could give you what you want. you truly deserve it but right now, I'm not really in a position to give it to anyone and you are a friend, all I know is that the friends I want to spend the rest of my life with I will, they have no choice you are one of the select few so you will still know me in 5years, 15years and 60years time (If I have not accidentally killed myself by then *laughs*). Who knows what the future holds for me but I know it will involve you, Gavin, Scarf, Becky, Steff, Aimee, Nemo and Cat, in some form or another so HA your all stuck with me for life!!!!! *EVIL LAUGH*
(anyone puts me in a mental home I shall chase you down with my object and eat you alive, as soon as I convince them I'm sane and they let me out)

^_^

Msn intros

*signs in*

*opens conversations*

*types to all conversations "cheese monkeys will rull zis werld and zay will zither yee!!!!!!!!"*

*watch results and paste them on blog*

-Dex/Jeff- says:

cheese monkeys will rull zis werld and zay will zither yee!!!!!!!!

Fritzy says:

omgi'mgonnabezithered

-Dex/Jeff- says:

mhahahahahahahahaha

Fritzy says:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

-Dex/Jeff- says:

cheese monkeys will rull zis werld and zay will zither yee!!!!!!!!

gav says:

im too young to be zithered!!

-Dex/Jeff- says:

no your not your just about the right maturity 

-Dex/Jeff- says:

cheese monkeys will rull zis werld and zay will zither yee!!!!!!!!

Isuzu says:

But cheese monkeys are created from intergalatic space cows, and I shall sieze control of said space cows and thus I shall indirectly rule the world. Hence I shall not be zither-ed ;D

-Dex/Jeff- says:

:-O how dare you take control of the space cows they are ze best species in ze universe !!!!!

Isuzu says:

HA, see my plan is flawless ;D

*evil manical laugh*

-Dex/Jeff- says:

*screams like a girl and tells space cows your plan*

*space cows attack yee with ze stick of doom*

Isuzu says:

HO NOES, not teh stick of doom!!

*snaps stick of doom and runs away* 

Hell hath no fury like a space cow whos stick of dooms been snapped

-Dex/Jeff- says:

RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! they gunna eat yoU!!

-Dex/Jeff- says:

cheese monkeys will rull zis werld and zay will zither yee!!!!!!!!

Scarf says:

zither hardly, but i will spray lynx on the monkeys to eradicate their powerful stench

-Dex/Jeff- says:

:-O

evil monkey mudreer!!!!!!!!!!

Scarf says:

they are no ancestor of mine and i don't like cheese

-Dex/Jeff- says:

howcanyounotlikecheese?

Scarf says:

it's disgusting

-Dex/Jeff- says:

*explodes*

Scarf says:

mwu ha ha ha

-Dex/Jeff- says:

evil non cheese eating monkey murderer!

Scarf says:

the best out of them all :)

-Dex/Jeff- says:

mmm debateable ^_*

Scarf says:

shock horror! who could be a better evil non cheese eating monkey murderer?

-Dex/Jeff- says:

the french

Scarf says:

but the french love cheese to bits they make more of the stuff than anyone else

-Dex/Jeff- says:

i know but they murder themsleves all the time

Scarf says:

nah they'd give up too easily

-Dex/Jeff- says:

true true maybe we should set some kind of rabid animal on them...

Plungerwear!

Buy Plungerwear™ gear now... Save your underwear from King Suckertron before it's too late! 

and theres a nice image from fritz 

of how many people she managed to get to put it in their name 

along with this comment from her:

seriously i just thought, what's the point in a plunger candle... see the second image where it's pressed down? if you let go the candle would just rocket off... who needs fireworks. like a plunger candle, press and fweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... and wait until it hits someone on the head.

Best conversation today so far

Fritz says:

i ish doing chemistry else i go boom and my life crumbles some more

Dex says:

ooooooooh scary

Fritz says:

actually no... something more dramatic

imagine a big mountain or the alps and then a huge avalanche*

and all you have to defend yourself with is a plunger

better start plunging!

Dex says:

or even better you could call upon the mighty plunger king suckertron

Fritz says:

true true and all you gotta do is give it your underwear and it'll grant you one wish and aid you in sucking stuff

Dex says:

what will yo get suckerton to suck first?

Fritz says:

white stuff 

ever so slightly edited to make coherent sense to the rest of the world.

I got to be bold and she's all slanted

Fritz makes me chuckle inside which makes me happy ^_^ 

Tidy desk

many thanks to fia for hosting this image its my new tidy desk space for revision and creative jizz I'm off now may talk later may not bye ^_^

MSNing

person 1 says:

you were missed at the party i reckon

-Dex/Jeff- says:

really?

-Dex/Jeff- says:

by who?

person 1 says:

everyone... there was a part of the fun factor missing

Am I really that fun and who missed me?

Fritzy says:

*throws brocolli at you*

-Dex/Jeff- says:

*screams*

Fritzy says:

*giggle*

-Dex/Jeff- says:

*screams*

-Dex/Jeff- says:

teh giggle is evil!!!!

She scares me when more when she giggles though I could have done my special arm catch where I put my arm behind my head

Crushing Boxes

Well after doing the really useful boxes and putting them out.

I got to crush the cardboard boxes in the baler, so as fritzy suggested I found a marker and drew on them, then gave them names and personalities shortly before killing them with 3 tonnes of pressure.... they also screamed as I squealed for them.

Just before I pressed the button of doom I made them beg for their lives but they failed to give me real reasons to save them so I killed them all anyway.....

^_^

*Am I mad and evil?*

Probably... 

Youtube plus several things....

200 views in a few days?!!!!

Welcome back Aimee, will see you soon, even if you did sleep in the U.S. though clearly you can still write songs.

I have decided upon "it" and I will have to do it or I fear becky may eat me alive, I would taste good with gravy I think.... On that note dinner soon, but no seriously I really want to and have for ages but just never admitted it to myself so I shall....

And ducky I'm not sure what you have to decide about but I'm sure you can... yeah I can still see blogs you have deleted somehow..... but 17 calls is a bit much.

Nemo I NEED THE FECKING LIST!!!

The other two people that blog, I'm really worried about both of you especially miss pocky, though more worryingly I'm not sure why I am you..

So youtube yeah was good, I hate fanboys and its a shame not everyone in a "community" especially people highly regarded to not have time for one another, those people almost ruined a perfect day for me yesterday, some of them simply needed to say hello to some of the people there and they would have made that persons day, I take my hat off to Alex, he spent time with everyone yesterday and that made me respect him even more, regardless what people had to say he would listen to them, he is who should be at the top of youtube and is a role model for all of those that are...

I also met dave (music from blue skies) and he is hotter in real life than on video, but woah!, *I'm straight but still its dave*

yeah for now bye talk later on probably 

^_^

BOOBS AND LOFT

Upside down challenges are cool

though my "loft looks cool upside down"

and jack likes to play with boobs....

I WILL START DOING REAL BLOGS AGAIN WHEN I CAN BE BOTHERED!!!

Xomma!

My xomma is better than yours,
My xomma is bigger than yours,
My xomna is cooler than yours.

Confused yet?