Arm=dead

My arm is very very very very very very very very very sore two holes from the jabs=heavy arm and sore wasn't this bad before...

Can I also say don't take my blogs to litterly, this on its own is a fairly depressive but I'm in such a good mood, I think I'm going to be able to talk to a close freind again, and yeah vibrating cows is making me smile lots.

^_^

Been away

Wow I haven't blogged for a while,

I have two reasons for this:
1) The things I would like to blog about are sore subjects for some people
2)I haven't had spare time at my laptop other than now.

The last week has been amazing and everything has felt perfect, yes this is the reason I haven't been blogging but you know what I don't care about peoples feelings any more well at least not the people that will care about what I say. But I shall not say anything due to one specific person may get hassled and they mean to much to me to put them in that situation and I'm not to sure how much detail I should go into on here, all I will say is no I am not single and It's brilliant. I feel complete.

OK so now that difficult subject is over with IM GOING ON HOLIDAY SOON ^_^ yaaaaaaaay

its like amazing but not so amazing as I will miss everyone for two weeks and will mean a lot of pain in my shoulder, I mean a lot of pain....

But hey it will be worth it I hope I wish I could fly a few people out there with me but too short notice for most people and too expensive, this week I aim to spend time with as many people as possible so to make my return even more special I will have to plan to spend day with the awesomer.

Gig on friday was good first time seeing nemo in a week!!!!

bye for now may blog later may not dunno yet.

3am

Its 3am in the morning and I really want to go for a wander with my friend's I want to get up grab Steff, Becky, Gav, Aimee, Nemo,Nikki and Fritz with Lizmcsaur and take them for a walk through the fields nearby go sit in the tall grass with them telling stories to each other under the star light until we get bored and if we did get bored we would just sit there until sunrise lying on each other watching the sunrise over the distant horizon filled with trees. All this would just be the start of an amazing day away from civilisation, away from everyone else and without any complications just relax, with my best friends, the day would be spent not having to worry about anything we would have food all the food we would want, no phones, no emails, no work.

Just us set in A beautiful scenery with animals grasing on the field next to us on a typically warm British summers day, the birds won't fly away they will sit whilst we marvel at their beauty, share jokes about three, past times and our futures. Without a care in the world the day would be perfect I want to do it tomorrow and text them now telling them to get here but I know I can't there are exams but one day, one day I will.

Thyme

When I opened this packet of crackers I was a bit sceptical of if I would like them or not, they are wholemeal crackers with thyme and pumpkin seeds in them but with a little bit of cheese and a bit of ham is very very nice I am naming this dish, Dex crackers they are very nice and tasty. Like uber tasty. Very smexy indeed.

I'm now not so hungry and want to try so many new foods, I enjoy cooking and will have more time over summer to cook, blame steff she fed me pasta that I actually liked yesterday. ^_^

Blog again

Yeah I'm blogging again, not that that is a surprise to many, I am very bored about to go to sainbury's with the mother I don't mind so much but I just hate shopping, I'm going in Steff's jumper too only because its the one nearest to me and I'm in a particularly lazy mood, I got from work to hers in twenty minutes yesterday and believe me that is a mission thankfully I had the bike ^_^

I have decided over summer I want to get a mini, the new I-phone, Mac book and then perhaps a Motorbike, I have always wanted one but practicality's of using a car took over yet riding yesterday I really want to get a motorbike imagine the air flowing past your face at the speed you wish and the way in which you are in control of the beast directly there is no steering wheel only handlebars which are soo much more responsive than a steering wheel leaning into corners and there's no reverse ^_^

I will most likely blog about the awesomeness that was yesterdays doc who later.

FINALLY BLOG!

Dex finally blogs he has been busy today however, Started off with me in bed whilst Fritz masterbated my dogs not true but all stroking should be named masturbating for comedic effect. Then Gav text me saying he was home from New York and wanted to go see him there and then, I had no idea what it is like wanting to speak to your best friend when he's the other side of a rather large pond but now I do and it sucks, but I decided as soon as he text me even If I had to drag Steff there later I am going to see him today but I had to attempt to fix Fritz's laptop before I could as I had promised I would, unfortunately turns out the problem with means I'm not capable of fixing it safely and its best to pass it on, I wouldn't like to ruin her laptop even more unless I need to. Then Fritz was happy to go see Gav as was I and we bugged Lizmcsaur to join us and she did, after a while we left his and moved towards mine where nemo joined us.

Round mine started as a tidy fest whilst I tidied the stuff in my loft, its a lot neater now. Then my brother and sister joined us all and challenged us to playstation. Burnout has to be the best game in the world it requires no skill and is great fun, the main idea is to crash, which is insane when 6 people take turns to cause the largest amount of damage possible. Then everyone slowly left for home when me and steff where left here, with my brother breathing down our necks, its another reason as to why I want to leave, personal space, its not like we had planned anything but its just nice to spend some time together hugging and chatting without people listening in.

But now I'm sat here looking forward to the weekend. Saturday will be spend at work and most likely Steff's, Sunday at home revising and editing videos ready to be uploaded, and then Monday a gathering with as many people as I can gather, before my long week of revision and work. Today is also what I want summer to be like come and go as pleased, with differing people, just hanging out.

Outlook is finally working so I can get all this stuff sorted next week, along with everything else next week I may not blog much as I will be sorting out everything going on in my life, I plan a few scheduled posts so you know what I'm up to and why I'm not around, but next week is mostly revising and sorting out my life, if you need to get hold of me or just want to chat email at invisible.jeff@googlemail.com I will most likely be at my laptop just not signed in MSN or anything.

^_^

Im tired?

This is the first time I have been tired all week, in case you where wondering I decided against going to work as I couldn't move around properly and still can't which sucks. I will be going to work tommorrow but that's just the evening so that's not so bad and it's not so long then friday, I'm tempted to arrange something but If I'm honest I would rather spend some quality time with Steff and spend the day revising or writing. I will arrange something for a friday shortly and we should have an absolutely massive rave ready for the last exams like that friday just spend the entire day in Horsham park and relax with the best people in the world, my friends. If I have anything to do with it summer will be insanely awesome and very memorable, anything you want to do tell me and I will try to make it work.

I have decided I really want the o2 Job more than I have ever wanted any job before and now I have more purpose behind it, rather than it being something I want to try and enjoy. Ultimately I will need for my ideal situation later on in life the more practice I get at selling now even if to just general customers the better I will be later on in life at selling my products to corporate company's and will give me a new experience on sale techniques so I can decide what methods are most effective, so the interview tomorrow had better go perfectly meaning I will actually prepare for an interview for the first time in my life. I'm not sure when I find out If I get the job or not but I really hope I do and its soon. Problem is I'm tied between being my normal energetic random self or if I should be very very professional over the phone, I think I will go for a mixture of the two, I guess they want someone professional but easy to talk to so that is what I shall try to give them.

I really should get some sleep now I shall blog before the interview tomorrow more than likely so talk to you then for now bye.

WOO!

Yay for working on portfolio

Sounds stupid but I feel more professional with my new hair, even if I'm not sure I like it....

I feel like I can write more, draw more and arrange more.

I like it but don't.

*Back spasm interrupts stream of consciousness *

Oh yeah basically I get to see everyone this weekend but its a bit of a bitter sweet as It will be the last time until holidays which some may say its only a few weeks away but when I know they are free as am I its annoying as hell, I miss my best friends so much especially Gav, Fritz, Becky, Aimee, Nemo and Steff :( but I might see them tomorrow ^_^

I forgot to name it

Wrote a whole chapter last night.

and someone told me the truth last night but have only recently read it, thankyou, I wish I could give you what you want. you truly deserve it but right now, I'm not really in a position to give it to anyone and you are a friend, all I know is that the friends I want to spend the rest of my life with I will, they have no choice you are one of the select few so you will still know me in 5years, 15years and 60years time (If I have not accidentally killed myself by then *laughs*). Who knows what the future holds for me but I know it will involve you, Gavin, Scarf, Becky, Steff, Aimee, Nemo and Cat, in some form or another so HA your all stuck with me for life!!!!! *EVIL LAUGH*
(anyone puts me in a mental home I shall chase you down with my object and eat you alive, as soon as I convince them I'm sane and they let me out)

^_^

Buying cars off ebay

 "if you buy a car off ebay can i have the bubblewrap because there will be loads of it"

my brother 

ahaha and steff just emailed me saying similar!!

"ive never bought nething of ebay...but i can imagine that a car comes in alot of bubble wrap" 

slightly odd but still cool

YAWN

OK firstly...

come,came,did,done

now those jokes are out my system
*only 6 people including me will get those jokes*

last night was fecking awesome and today better so thankyou...

Insults made of juice

dexter is a man whore man whore man whore dexter is a man whore BUT at least he's not a bore dexter like men men men men men men dexter likes men men (err..) men men men? dexter is a nutter nutter nutter dexter is a nutter eating pea...nut.....BUTTER!!

steff likes cats cats cats cats cats steff likes cats She covers them in fat steff likes pink bras pink bras pink bras steff likes pink bras shes wears them on the outside steff is a slut slut slut steff is slut that takes it up the butt!

dex likes bikes dex likes bikes see how he rides see how he rides rings the bell to warn the kids gets carried away and then he skids (marks) dex likes bikes dex likes bikes

steff likes sex steff likes sex see how she screams see how she screams makes alot of noise and wakes her parents with the boy next door

if you go down to the woods today ur sure of a big surprise if you go down to the woods today you wont believe your eyes for dex is there without a care having it off with jack dex moans and groans (from the sound of it jack has broke his back)

one two steff has a poo three four steff is sore five six steff licks dicks seven eight steff makes them straight nine ten steff had it then evelen twelve force a delve thirteen fourteen no time for courting fifteen sixteen shel do it in the kitchen seventeen eighteen shes really panting nineteen twenty hes all empty