My day in quotes

"Where the fuck is my hair those bastards have cut it...oh yeah"-On waking up
"Lights out for a tenner"-On listening to last of the lookers
"HAHAHAHAHAHA! I bet you to town and I left half hour after you!"-On out riding a bus and my mother.
"What about the I-phone?"
"Oh that's an idea"-On buying a new phone
"Well its £35 per month"-On the tariff
"Thanks for your time"-On leaving the shop
"Shame I didn't buy it but I will be back next month"-On buying an I-phone
"Thank you for your call you have made my day"-Talking to a guy at the BBC
"HOLY FUCK THATS A BIG WASP!"-On having a wasp next to my face
"A REAL BIG ONE!"
"Larger than mine?"
"yeah"-On Saturday's arrangements
"wonder if you would like to take part in a big project"
"thanks alex ^_^"-On speaking about a project

"OH SHIT!"-On should be at work soon
"haha"-On realising I don't have to be at work for a while

"Maybe someone ate them?"-On losing my shirt for work and Ipod
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG!!!!"-On listening to Linkin park

"See you later"-Speaking to my readers

Tehe

"Procrastination is like masturbation; it feels great until you realize you've just fucked yourself."

Best quote ever!!

[Boredom]

yeah i did steal this idea but because fritz is cool

im sure she wont complain seeing asHer personal blog and five awesome bloggers which i am also part of rock and are completely awesome

ok now time for the quotes in boredom

Grasp your opportunities, no matter how poor your health; nothing is worse for your health than boredom. ~Mignon McLaughlin

Boredom flourishes too, when you feel safe. It's a symptom of security. ~Eugene Ionesco

The war between being and nothingness is the underlying illness of the twentieth century. Boredom slays more of existence than war. ~Norman Mailer

Boredom is like a pitiless zooming in on the epidermis of time. Every instant is dilated and magnified like the pores of the face. ~Charlotte Whitton

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. ~Dorothy Parker (Thanks, Kaitlin)

Boredom is a sickness the cure for which is work; pleasure is only a palliative. ~Le Duc de Lévis, Mémoires

only boredom can make me think