Some dex math for yee

newspaper+dex+wasp=pwned wasp

5-1

The war Updated

BOOM!

HEADSHOT!

hehe 

4-1

BB guns are fun just open fire on them...

WASP PWNS ITSELF!

A wasp just flew into the fan and disintegrated into several bits 

hehe

not a score to dex but still funny

not really safe up here for me anymore....

The war Updated

The insects have just taken a point

They snuck up on me and stung me in the arm when I moved

sneeky buggers this one was a wasp sting

as much as this may seem like a game and funny I think there might be a nest nearby so more battles will commence and I now have a red mark on my arm 

but the score stands at 

3-1

damn things

p.s: If I never return to this blog its because the wasps got me seeing as I'm allergic they can kill me :(

The war Updated

3-0

WOOO!

I had reinforcements from my brother even if he did scream across the loft.

This time it was a battle that started because it flew towards so I smacked it across the loft with delilah *sorry delilah but you cannot be stung* realizing I had annoyed it a little I asked my brother for a newspaper then he came up with two to join me in this epic battle....

Ok so the first one got killed quickly and efficiently by one swipe as soon as it sat on the light switch.

Second took a little longer but he eventually gave up via a indirect hit by my brother as he caused a picture to land on it and boom!

Quotes from this battle:

"hehe hes looks annoyed"

"ok so if we hit the frame it will land on him"

"TAKEDOWN!!!!!" 

"hes pissed"

"look behind you"

*scream*

"oopsie"

"runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"

"2-0!!!"

^_^

The war

Ok this summer there is a war,

I found out last year I'm allergic to insect stings 

so each time I get stung they get a point every time I kill one or escape one I get a point,

so the score just got set as 

Dex-1 

Annoying insects-0

HA THE HORNET IS DEAD!!!!

he sat on my face for ages....

them BOOM!

either that or my head exploded....

woo I take the first point

^_^