Love hate thing

Router I love my router it gives me wireless connection where ever I like but ooh it's a psychopath my laptop will tell me everything is fine but I'm still not giving you an internet connection because I don't feel like working now so I restart everything, woo! You would think that would work BUT NO! Hit repair that doesn't work leave it still doesn't work, give up.

"oh you don't need the internet any more I will work for you"

Then love is restored.

IM OK

Infact I'm brilliant, I am at beckys shes currently at vets, where she works, so I have raided her laptop and just messing about listening to Colin murray on Radio one.

I bought a few films yesterday, deathproof and black sheep not watched black sheep yet but deathproof was the worst film we have ever seen, It had no real purpose or storyline, some women get thier arses killed by stuntman mike crashing into them, then he comes across some other women that he chases in a borrowed car when they are bonnent surfing then they chase and they kill stuntman mike, as soon as I get home I'm giving the DVD a better purpose by turning it into a nice ornamnet I think it will look brilliant in my bin, snapped.

Black sheep looks interesting but I'm abit sceptical of how a sheep is scary, last night was funny we chased eachother round the house with squirty cream after we decided it would be more fun to cover eachother with it than the jelly. She also has a pixar light which is amazing the kind of room I'm in at the moment is the type of room I want, its perfect, large space with next to nothing in it except a desk bookshelf and sofa sure mine would have speakers in it but this is brilliant I could write my books for ages in here rather than the loft.

I want this life for my future just with slightly rearranged room purposes and a large garage to work on vechiles with, this is where I will be after university and I'm going to work my bloody arse off to get it, this room really is perfect it even has a directors chair.

Need

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Burning Vinyl

I’m randomly playing songs from my vinyl collection, varies from nu-rave, trance, house, dnb and everthing in the middle including indie and wow its varied I really want to do this for a living but I need to work out how the song at the moment sounds like someone recorded them selves farting and slowed it down though….

Offended?

I can offend anyone, insult anything about them, crush their souls and take the complete piss out of anyone and all they will do is sit and laugh, of course normally I don't mean it offensively so it's good but I have no idea how I do it, I just say what I think would make people laugh.

BUT

I can also give advice and its normally useful if you need a chat mail me, I'm not going to say anything and no-one else has access to my mail and I won't read mail infront of anyone else unless its from a company.

Sharing condoms

Only me, Ben and two other people will understand that reference but Ben you know I said beginning of September to have everything up and running for the magazine?
Well...
I lied.
I have decided to do it as soon as possible.
BUT!
I have no details yet so don't know how I'm going to do it yet.

Today has been quite frankly very boring, I went to town and only got dog treats how exciting, I did accept my loan however so it means I can get the mini sorted as soon as possible which is obviously brilliant. I still am yet to find my way to create songs instantly along with all the other things I want to be able to but I’m working on some remixes, I want to release them but I don’t know how copyright works with regards to remixing etc so will check that before I post them somewhere.

EH EH EH EH!

I LOVVVVVVVE MUSIC!*

I want to be able to write music properly I have the tunes and everything in my mind but transferring to the tunes into a PC or guitar never seems to work properly its really annoying, its like saying I have the best song in the world but in order to listen to it you have to be telepathic or inside my head, which lets face it is unlikely so tough luck go listen to some pop cheese or enjoy yourself a little more and just drill your eardrums out.

Im sat here listening to some music taking to an insane 23people on MSN, Can you tell I'm bored? Basically things should be made easier for people like me I want to do so many creative things and have the mind to but not the correct tools of the trade. So yeah screw you microsoft I'm sueing cos your pcs dont let me do anything I want, even though that slogan is no longer in use.

ALSO!
just before I go flobots-handlebars is an amazing song listen to it! Or if you have drilled out your ear drums google it and pretend to listen.

*My love of music is slightly more than should be legal but I'm not talking about having a sexual relationship with CDS but you get the point I think....

I owe fia a veyron

.... if I win the jackpot on the Euro millions on Saturday.

hehe

Today has been brilliant, I got accepted into Brighton university and work was OK. Talked with Jon abut drinking and addictions was interesting but we where basically filling time because otherwise we would have been bored shitless.

Today in Horsham what did I do, other than burn my hands?

Well...
Not much I decided it would be a good idea to make an Olympic torch, however it turns out setting alight a metro and running around with it is:
A)Stupid
B)A great way to attract attention
C)A way to generate heat
D)A great way to find out that flames can hurt a lot
E)A way to melt said converses when you stamp on it.

Other than that just nearly kill myself with my diablo a few times

I LOVE TO RAVE

That's my new song title that I'm going to start work on. NOW!

Today was boring so not much to say really.

SMIIIIILE!

I have had a bad day but because of one word I'm happy and that word is plonk completely irrelevant except to me and Becky. She makes me happier just by reminding me she loves me.

My day has been crap if I'm honest, got stuck at home cleaning and looking after the siblings all day when I had intended to meet with Becky today and relax with her. Yesterday I played guitar hero and the difficulty curve after the easy mode is like running head first into a concrete wall, but I'm sure I will work it out. So yeah one of the most boring days of the summer so far, its OK though, the house is clean the siblings haven't murdered each other yet, so I'm free to do what I want, expect I'm not.

Tomorrow I have to go to work and in the morning I'm going to work on a song I started writing last night named vibrating cows, (yeah its about you), then Thursday is big results day with a meet up in Horsham afterwards and work from five, but at least this means the next few days will go quickly, Friday, I'm not sure what to do with Friday, I might work on the script and get the NatWest account sorted out, that might be an idea. Then Saturday I'm at work for the day basically and after work on Saturday I will do my general procrastination style of work. Then From Sunday to Tuesday lunchtime/afternoon I'm busy so its all good. The shit day is followed with a few busy days and of course I have great friends, nemo rang me today bless him, I needed that, so thanks dude.

Becky loves me. ^_^

I just need to know that today of all days and it makes me warm inside. But you know what's better? I Love her back.

BIG ANIMALS!

Can someone answer me why Big animals live in hotter countries?

I will pay for someone to give me the answer, well maybe not I won't pay you but you will have the knowledge of solving my complex. I came across an article that makes sense but its against the trend of larger animals, basically the article states that the sheep get smaller as they can survive in the winter cos its warmer. BUT THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY THEY GET BIGGER!

FRITZ MASTERBATES!

READ ALL THE WAY THROUGH!

Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
xD chickenrun?
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
oooooh lmfao
Dex/Jeff says:
mayyyybe...
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
probably xD?
Dex/Jeff says:
mayybeee.....
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
most likely?
Dex/Jeff says:
it could be true
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
xD it is true
Dex/Jeff says:
lol i love claymation
Dex/Jeff says:
espec wallace n grommit
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
xD
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
ya
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
love wallace and gromit
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
YOU FORGOT THE CRACKERSSS
Dex/Jeff says:
hehe
Dex/Jeff says:
CHHHESE GROMMIT!
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
RUN CHICKEN RUNNNNN!
Dex/Jeff says:
OMG A GNOME!
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
xxD
Fritzy - Stupid power cuts. says:
XDDDDDDDDD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
lol
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
stolenz
Dex/Jeff says:
HE HAS A GUN RUN DUMMMMBASS!
Dex/Jeff says:
ooooh the naughty bin
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
*rofl*
Dex/Jeff says:
oooh the farmer is scary NNOOO CHICKEN ESCAPES FROM TWWEDYS FRAM!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
fram
Dex/Jeff says:
its guntameo bay for chickens!
Dex/Jeff says:
omg moving troffs
*
* The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
omg moving troffs
*
Dex/Jeff says:
back in the naughty bin
Dex/Jeff says:
now they are tunneling
Dex/Jeff says:
with a mixer!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
this is making me laugh so much lol
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
cause i'm not watching it
Dex/Jeff says:
seem random?
Dex/Jeff says:
sorry i got food commentry will continue
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
yay
Dex/Jeff says:
dogs are stupid
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
*rofl*
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
what about yours?
Dex/Jeff says:
aha chickens on sticks
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
or do you mean yours
Dex/Jeff says:
naughty bin again!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
or am i just confusing myself
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
i'm gonna shut up xD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
that's 3 times! omg xD
Dex/Jeff says:
hes naughty
Dex/Jeff says:
aha the chickens think she was on holiday in the bin!
Dex/Jeff says:
omg its a general
Dex/Jeff says:
OOOOH I LIKE THOSE BOOTS!
Dex/Jeff says:
ahah a chicken wearing glasses!
Dex/Jeff says:
and hes scottish!
Dex/Jeff says:
OH NO! THEY GUNNA KILL THE CHICKEN WITH NO EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!
Dex/Jeff says:
NUUUUUUUUU! THE HORROR!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Dex/Jeff says:
NUUUU DONT CHOP OFFF HER HEAD!!!!!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
:-O
Dex/Jeff says:
its not her fault shes infertile!
Dex/Jeff says:
NUUUU!
Dex/Jeff says:
*sobs*
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
;-;
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
pooor girl
Dex/Jeff says:
ITS THE CHICKEN MOB!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
wonder if there are chicken chavs...
Dex/Jeff says:
hut 17 but i didnt say anything
Dex/Jeff says:
RATS!
Dex/Jeff says:
they are merchant sellers
Dex/Jeff says:
the rats want eggs!!!!
Dex/Jeff says:
fattys
Dex/Jeff says:
the farmer guy thinks chickens scheme
Dex/Jeff says:
NUU NOT THE EVIL MACHINE!
Dex/Jeff says:
all in ma head
Dex/Jeff says:
all in ma head
Dex/Jeff says:
CHICKENS ARNT STUPID LOOK AT THEM THEY ARE HAVING A MEETING!!!!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD sorry got distracted by a text
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD LOL
Dex/Jeff says:
ooohh who from?
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
nemo
Dex/Jeff says:
;P
Dex/Jeff says:
eh eh
Dex/Jeff says:
*nudge*
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
lol
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
what?
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
do you know where superman is btw lmfao?
Dex/Jeff says:
OMFG THEY MADE A CHICKEN FIRER!!!!
Dex/Jeff says:
yeh
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
*ROFL*
Dex/Jeff says:
i do
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
ooh reallies?
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
where?
Dex/Jeff says:
yeh
Dex/Jeff says:
who wants to know
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
nemo wants to hire him
Dex/Jeff says:
he told me not to tell anyone
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
so he can take me to him
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
cause nemo is all on his lonesome ):
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
aha tell him he needs a chicken firer
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
LOL
Dex/Jeff says:
superman is useless
Dex/Jeff says:
THINK YOU DUMBASS CHICKENS!
Dex/Jeff says:
how to chickens have sex?
Dex/Jeff says:
they seem to like grass
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
lol i know how they have sex
Dex/Jeff says:
NO FENCES DIDNT YOU GET THAT!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
we actually got taught
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
in gcse
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
lmfao
Dex/Jeff says:
really
Dex/Jeff says:
hows?
Dex/Jeff says:
A MILLION TO ONE ODDS BETTER OFF PUTTING ON THE LOTTERY!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
if i remember right [didn't like bio much] they stick their butts together and then sperm or whatnot is squirted over to the female. i have noooooo clue. i only know for sure butts join xD lmfao
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
ask becky, she does biology XD
Dex/Jeff says:
lol ask my gf is she knows how chickens have sex?
Dex/Jeff says:
what a turn on
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
yes
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
please yes
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
ok i will
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
lol
Dex/Jeff says:
ROOOOOSTER!
Dex/Jeff says:
tsch american!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
cockrel~
Dex/Jeff says:
CHICKENS CANT FLY DUMBASS! SO HOW ARE YOU GOING TO FLY OUT"
Dex/Jeff says:
chickens are fucktards
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
in english?
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
maybe he thinks he can levitate out with a hairy buddah
Dex/Jeff says:
woah those ladies are desperate for man
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
o:
Dex/Jeff says:
OMG HE HE HAS BALLS ON HIS FACE!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
LOL
Dex/Jeff says:
NUUU DONT SING!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
nemo says hi sexy dexy
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
and you have to make a chicken firing thing for us
Dex/Jeff says:
hes a traveller
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
as you probs have many chicken contacts
Dex/Jeff says:
i do i do
Dex/Jeff says:
i shall ask for one
Dex/Jeff says:
but first ask becky how chickens have sex
Dex/Jeff says:
what a penis, I wont teach you to fly cos im a gay
Dex/Jeff says:
i dont like women
Dex/Jeff says:
duh!
Dex/Jeff says:
they kill you! so what?
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Dex/Jeff says:
whats a chickens life?
Dex/Jeff says:
tell nemo
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
what do you mean?
Dex/Jeff says:
he needs to say cluck chuck chooo to the chickens
Dex/Jeff says:
and they shall make him one
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
okay
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
NUU NOT THE TORCH!
Dex/Jeff says:
teach them to fly dumbass!
Dex/Jeff says:
OR DIE BY WRATH OF TORCH!
Dex/Jeff says:
yeah biatch the name is ginger!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
imagine chicken run meets starwars
Dex/Jeff says:
BALL MAN HAS TO SHARE HIS BED WITH SEX GOD!
Dex/Jeff says:
OOOH HIS WING IS ON HIS SIDE OF THE BUNK ;P
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
LOOOOOL
Dex/Jeff says:
flying takes one thing being able to fly DUH!
Dex/Jeff says:
excersises to learn to fly its like an eric pyrdz video...
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD nemo will go cluck chuck chooo next time he sees a chicken
Dex/Jeff says:
woooo!
Dex/Jeff says:
dizzzy chickens!
Dex/Jeff says:
ITS RAINING HEN!
Dex/Jeff says:
RUNNN!
Dex/Jeff says:
thats it throw them off a hutch and hope they fly....
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Dex/Jeff says:
THE GROUND IS SHAKING MT VESSUVIS IS GOING TO BLOWWW!
Dex/Jeff says:
OMG ITS THE NOT SO FLAT PACK FOR THE EVIL MACHINE!
Dex/Jeff says:
my dads pc just crashed and he said how do i turn it off, so i said take out battery so it turns off n then he took it out but left the power in n wondered why it didnt turn off!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD lmfao
Dex/Jeff says:
AHAHA I JUST WORKED OUT SHES GINGER!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Dex/Jeff says:
GINGER PUUUUBES!
Dex/Jeff says:
THRUST!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
:-O
Dex/Jeff says:
THRUST!
Dex/Jeff says:
THRUST!
Dex/Jeff says:
ducks n geese have THRUST!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
do you mean thrush? XD how the hell can you have thrust?
Dex/Jeff says:
THRUST!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
*confuddled*
Dex/Jeff says:
no thurst to fly
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
ooooooooh
Dex/Jeff says:
shes got pmt
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
lmfao
Dex/Jeff says:
like a fish!
Dex/Jeff says:
rats are like fish!
Dex/Jeff says:
EGGGS!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
OMG
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF SOMETHING
Dex/Jeff says:
he is giving the chicken THRUST!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
http://www.iloveegg.co.kr/egg-song(English)2.swf
Dex/Jeff says:
OMG THATS AMAZE!
Dex/Jeff says:
MASS PANIC!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
NUU ITS THE WEEKLY EGG KILL!
Dex/Jeff says:
someone hasnt laid eggs :(
Dex/Jeff says:
THEY ARE GUNNA DIE!
Dex/Jeff says:
WOW THEY ARNT KILLING HER
Dex/Jeff says:
JUST MEASURE HER BELLY!
Dex/Jeff says:
THEY ARE MAKING THEM FAAAAT!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
O:
Dex/Jeff says:
STOP EATING!!!!!!
Dex/Jeff says:
YAAAAAAY!
Dex/Jeff says:
HAHAHA YOUR ALL DEAD!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Dex/Jeff says:
OMG ANOTHER GNOME!
Dex/Jeff says:
they should marry
Dex/Jeff says:
they argue but love eachother
Dex/Jeff says:
are you enjoying my commentry?
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
ya
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
woop!
Dex/Jeff says:
muffin is getting one too
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
lol
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
hes doesnt seem to be paying attention
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
:/
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
psh
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
he's missing out
Dex/Jeff says:
obviously
Dex/Jeff says:
ROOSTERS CANT LAY EGGS LET ALONE DOUBLE YOKES!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
the gnomes will get him and fatten him loads
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD haha
Dex/Jeff says:
they dance
Dex/Jeff says:
woo
Dex/Jeff says:
THE FAT ONE DANCES!
Dex/Jeff says:
FLIP FLOP FLY I DONT CARE IF I DIE!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
oooh pain
Dex/Jeff says:
NO YOU DIDNT YOU WHERE THROWN ACROSS THE ROOM!
Dex/Jeff says:
she said she could fly
Dex/Jeff says:
when she didnt
Dex/Jeff says:
KISS FFS!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
LOL
Dex/Jeff says:
STOOPID CHICKENS!
Dex/Jeff says:
oooh big machine is running
Dex/Jeff says:
PIE MACHINE!
Dex/Jeff says:
CHICKENS GO IN AND PIES COME OUT
Dex/Jeff says:
APPLE PIES!
Dex/Jeff says:
aha
Dex/Jeff says:
NUU THEY ARE KILLING GINGER!
Dex/Jeff says:
MAKE HER INTO A PIE
Dex/Jeff says:
PANIC FOOLS!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
BALL MAN HAS BALLS ON HIS FACE!
Dex/Jeff says:
ITS A TOUTURE DEVICE!
Dex/Jeff says:
shes strapped in upside down
Dex/Jeff says:
OH DEAR! BIG HOLE!
Dex/Jeff says:
MIXED VEGETABLES!
Dex/Jeff says:
OH CRAP BLENDERS
Dex/Jeff says:
DOH!
Dex/Jeff says:
FLAT DOH + CHICKEN!
Dex/Jeff says:
PIIIIIIE!
Dex/Jeff says:
GRAVY!
Dex/Jeff says:
OMG LISTEN TO THE NOISE!
Dex/Jeff says:
carrots fill holes
Dex/Jeff says:
YOUR IN THE OVEN!
Dex/Jeff says:
YOUR GUNNA BURRRRRRN!
Dex/Jeff says:
RUN FUCKTARD!
Dex/Jeff says:
GRAVY FACE!
Dex/Jeff says:
WHO WOULD LEAVE A SPANNER IN A MACHINE!
Dex/Jeff says:
COMON!!!!
Dex/Jeff says:
GRAVY LEAKAGE!
Dex/Jeff says:
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Dex/Jeff says:
YOUVE JUST BEEN STICKERED!
Dex/Jeff says:
I DONT WANT TO BE A PIE I DONT LIKE GRAVY!
Dex/Jeff says:
JUST GET TOGETHER!
Dex/Jeff says:
ARGH!
Dex/Jeff says:
MAKE BABIES!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
THEY SAY GRASS PROPERLY!
Dex/Jeff says:
oooh they touched hands
Dex/Jeff says:
he left what a penis
Dex/Jeff says:
he fires out of cannon, wow that came as a suprise....
Dex/Jeff says:
IT RAINS!
Dex/Jeff says:
SPPPOOOOOON!
Dex/Jeff says:
they should have used a spork
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
sporkles
Dex/Jeff says:
A CANNON GIVES YOU THRUST!
Dex/Jeff says:
do you n nemo get thrust good?
Dex/Jeff says:
THRUST!
Dex/Jeff says:
FIGHT!
Dex/Jeff says:
FIGHT!
Dex/Jeff says:
WOOO FIGHT!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD i love how confusing the grammar is lmfao
Dex/Jeff says:
is it?
Dex/Jeff says:
makes sence to me
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
i'm sleep deprived xD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
my eyes are like this
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
@_@
Dex/Jeff says:
GO THRUST!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
LOL
KAY
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
BRB THENZ.
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
[keep talking]
Dex/Jeff says:
lolage
Dex/Jeff says:
enjoy ;P
Dex/Jeff says:
il text nemo n say u are
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
LOL
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
he's asleep
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
or should be
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
he said he was
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
psh
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
let him slep
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
if he is
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
anyway
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
brb
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
lol
Dex/Jeff says:
i have still text him
Dex/Jeff says:
trust
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD lol
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
kay
Dex/Jeff says:
and that you are trusting yourself
Dex/Jeff says:
THE GNOMES ARE ALIVE!
Dex/Jeff says:
OMFG!
Dex/Jeff says:
he has lots of nuts in his trousers
Dex/Jeff says:
they is making a plane!
Dex/Jeff says:
but will it have thrust?
Dex/Jeff says:
THEY MAKE BIKES FOR CHICKENS!
Dex/Jeff says:
are you still thrusting?
Dex/Jeff says:
THE MACHINE IS ALVVVVVE!
Dex/Jeff says:
they are attacking the farmer!
Dex/Jeff says:
they tided him up n gaggde him kinky buggers
Dex/Jeff says:
gagged*
Dex/Jeff says:
THEY MADE A PLANE!
Dex/Jeff says:
oooh idle eh?
Dex/Jeff says:
i bet
Dex/Jeff says:
THRUST!
Dex/Jeff says:
OMG THE RAT IS THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT!
Dex/Jeff says:
KISS YOUR BUM GOOD BYE CHICKENS
Dex/Jeff says:
the old guy is flying
Dex/Jeff says:
pedal pedal quuiiiick!
Dex/Jeff says:
RAMPAGE!
Dex/Jeff says:
THEY NEED MORE THRUST!
Dex/Jeff says:
GINGER ROCKY
Dex/Jeff says:
sounds like a cocktail
Dex/Jeff says:
AXE ALMOST KILLED EVIL WOMAN!
Dex/Jeff says:
NEED A RAMP DUMMBASSES!
Dex/Jeff says:
THE PLANE FLYS!
Dex/Jeff says:
WOW!
Dex/Jeff says:
anything is impossible
Dex/Jeff says:
ALMOST KISSED BUT No!
Dex/Jeff says:
ITS A CLINGON!
Dex/Jeff says:
using saftey sissors to cut electical cable...
Dex/Jeff says:
*tuts*
Dex/Jeff says:
chickens will never learn
Dex/Jeff says:
HI!
Dex/Jeff says:
EGGS FIRER!
Dex/Jeff says:
NOOO MORE SAFTEY SCISSORS!
Dex/Jeff says:
AAHA YOU CUT THE CABLE!
Dex/Jeff says:
BYYYE!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xDDDDDDDDD
Dex/Jeff says:
OOOH BACK ONLINE!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
hahaha
Dex/Jeff says:
still thrusting?
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
finished now ;D
Dex/Jeff says:
GRAVY BOOM!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
XD
Dex/Jeff says:
A BOMB OF GRAVY!
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
ahhh bisto
Dex/Jeff says:
lol!
Dex/Jeff says:
no more farm house
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
do they have flight clearance?
Dex/Jeff says:
OOOH KISS!
Dex/Jeff says:
finally
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
ohmigosh
Dex/Jeff says:
hill of doom
Dex/Jeff says:
baby chickens
Dex/Jeff says:
ahhh
Dex/Jeff says:
fire the chickens
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
o:
Dex/Jeff says:
its like a chicken village and they play cricket
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
nemo plays cricket
Dex/Jeff says:
wooooooooooo
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
they'll like him lots
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
well he used to anyway
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
as far as i know
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
finished
Fritzy - "OMG A GNOME!" says:
xD
Dex/Jeff says:
lol
Dex/Jeff says:
its now on blog

like hell am i editing THAT!

Landscape

This is how far I am with my latest image Its only two and a bit hours of work but its the first time I have done a landscape like that. Any suggestions on what to use as the main focal point would be nice.

On the downside, I been trying to catch up with old friends lately which is brilliant on most counts like talking to Simone and seeing Nikki more often again is brilliant I have missed it so much but then finding out that someone has gotten pregnant, they have always wanted a baby but to have one just to keep a guy is unfair and wrong what's worse is she broke this guys trust to do it, she stopped taking the pill. I guess life is sad for some people but its just a shame, she could do so much better for herself, if its what she truly wants then fine I wish her luck, like another of my friends is young and recently engaged and I 100% support that, I know its what she wants and she has understood the commitment, I just see this pregnancy as a cheat without considering anything that's what bothers me I guess, I mean I can't judge young mums, mine was 17 when she had me and I turned out good.

08/08/08

Today has achieved nothing but it has been OK I guess, this morning was funny, I managed to embarrass my mum, which is amazing.

But the rest of the day has not been too bad other than my phone dying and being stupid, I just wanted to see people but can't I could not even get to go to Ben's for his birthday, everyone wish him happy birthday! And I just wanted to actually achieve something today but my creative juices just are not flowing, I mean I have ideas but getting my body to produce them is impossible. SUCKS!

Tomorrow I have work so that will go reasonably quick, then sunday I get to see my favourite person and get Jeff back, the little invisible potato has been missed muchly, but not as much as the ducky.

HOMEBASE

Today I have got a text from Becky, I was worried but I don't think I need to be, I love her and if she seems upset it upsets me a little, it's silly but at least I care.

But other than that today has been awesome, despite not really getting a lot done. I went shopping with my mum to sainsburys and homebase and wow walking down one of the isles in homebase its a history of murderous weapons, it starts off with garden spades, the oldest of the murdering weapons, slowing progressing to sharp hoes for chopping off peoples head, then we move onto garden shears the traditional way to remove finger and various other body parts of the human anatomy, this is all pre-dated traditional British murder weapons. After this we move onto a lovely selection of torture weapon's like small spades, knifes and sharp pointy ground breakers, especially useful if you need information before you kill someone, then finally at the end of the isle is a very very large carving knife, just for safe measure to remove the head, or if you want a long distance kill for extra points there is a tree trimmer, with extending pole. All together if you want to murder someone go to homebase and find this isle it has all the tools you will need.

News and links

I am slowly organising my life I have done so much of it today and intend to do so much more over the next week or so.

Firstly here is a link to a story about a dog swallowing a two foot stick how hilarious is that, I was like nooo way!

Batman

Brilliant film a bit predicable but waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long at 2hours 23minutes!!!!!!!!

My girlfriend is weirder than yours

Shes one of the few people I can conversations like this with because we are weird and very very special but its why I love her duh!

Dex/Jeff says:
snazzle my jazzle i have a peanut
Becky says:
you and most the male population dude... i hope anyways lol
Dex/Jeff says:
lol its a real peanut but just one randomly
Becky says:
well i didn't think it was fake...
Dex/Jeff says:
in my biscuit box how odd
Becky says:
random:)
Dex/Jeff says:
*examines penut for male dna*
Becky says:
male peanut?
Dex/Jeff says:
my conclusion is that the peanut has no penis or shaft so therefore is either female or female therefore eating it will not make me bi or gay so i can eat it without risking my sexuality
Becky says:
or.. :
-its just shy in front of you
-its had a terrible accident with a custard cream in your biscuit box
-its a shehe
Dex/Jeff says:
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu i ate a trannie!
Becky says:
whore.
Dex/Jeff says:
its gunna get lots of action down in my belly though
Becky says:
ewwwwww... why?:P
Dex/Jeff says:
i ate bourbons about 5mins ago everyone likes the big black ones ;P

Dex/Jeff says:
but im the king of comebacks
Becky says:
technically you can't be.. sorry
Dex/Jeff says:
why not?
Becky says:
you can't be a king and lesbian... rules
Dex/Jeff says:
damn those technicalites but now im a trannie i can ;P
Becky says:
your a tranny?! :(
Dex/Jeff says:
well
BLAME THE PEANUT!

OMG!

I have just realised how you achieve happiness!!

MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY!

No seriously by making people happy and make people laugh, it makes you happier not only because you have made someone smile but because its likely what you did for them makes you happy.

I know the people that make me happy and the people that use to make me happy so yay, I try to make people happy so I feel good about myself, If I have upset you at any point say I wont be offended.
^_^

*I have always known this just not consciously*

Ive not posted in a while.

I know I have not posted in an age and if im honest I don't care since i returned from turkey I haven't really had the time to sit back and relax and think its been full on working my arse looking for ways to gain money, a car and generally enjoying stuff today I had the first time in age with my boys and I loved it, missed it so much even if we did wind up nemo about being a girl for a while.
hehe
sorry nemo.

I have next to nothing planned tomorrow/today thankfully, but other than that the next week is very very busy.

Wednesday: Work until late
Thursday: Party
Friday: Party
Saturday: Work
Sunday: London/time with Becky?
Monday: Party (I think)
Tuesday: Party (I think)
Wednesday: Work
Thursday: Car searching/Work
Friday: Brighton/time with Becky?
Saturday: Work
Sunday: Oh look a free day wow!

hehe you get the idea I like it though keeps me busy and I prefer to have little time free than loads of time but it does mean that my free time is consumed with finding the things i need for the not so distant future.

Then everyone is basically away for a while and I shall use this time to change alot about what I do but it is meaning all this time is hard to fulfil my ideal tasks for july and I only had half because of the holiday, I might be going on another and I may be taking someone which would be nice.